#jesse pls

[da-pitt]

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Obliviousness Role Reversal (they're literally married)

[theplantbish]

Mentally I'm here 🥰

[fromdcpths]

"you dress like an idiot," @ Kramer or Stu, local teen thinks their outfits are dumb

❝  dude, did you ever, like, leave the 80′s?  you’re reeeally one to talk.  ❞

CLUB PENGUIN BANS

[ncrtandi]

“that’s the legal speed limit” LMFAO

[quesocane]

Replaying SoL now is like constantly getting brained by a crowbar of emotions

[fourcriminals]

Stay behind me

Send “Stay behind me” for my muse’s reaction to yours gently pushing them behind their body. (@neverwholelahey)

Well, damn he was offended. "You think they'll prefer your legs over mine?" Getting a ride was difficult in the area. Folks didn't take kindly to hitchhikers ever since that one kidnapped a girl and made her watch him violate a sheep. "Lady, I don't think you realize I work out seven days a week and never skip leg day."

[theonyxranger]

Can’t hang out with my friends so currently reminiscing by looking back at the last major thing we made together and this is Jesse’s crowning achievement

He had a dumb idea based on a video he watched and wanted to see how far he could push it. Turns out? Quite far.