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YOU! I MUST HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!

as the newest jester to the court of @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical I must...

you suddenly feel verry blue

AHAH YOU HAVE BEEN PRANKED!

I HAVE MADE YOU BLUE, TAKE THAT!

I am the best jester in the court now! you cant be a good jester if you are all blue!

@sans-the-skeleconch :)

. . . A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint

50 sailors were marooned *breakdances to 'im blue dabadee dabadie'*

Someone ask me about my version of Skrael PLEASE 🙏 I WANT TO RAMBLE ABOUT THIS LOSER

"Winter's near.. the roses start decaying.. just like she did."

Please give me your finest joke and I shall give you a trinket

*deep breath* okay, okay, big moment Why do you put candles on top of a cake. . . because its really hard to put them on the bottom

Please distract me from my current predicament, I am cursed to only be able to eat ham sandwiches

of course m' lord

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve food here

a horse walks into a bar luckily the landlord called RSPCA and no one got hurt

Three guys walk into a bar I duck

[CONTEXT: i was scrolling yt shorts last night and this showed up COMPLETELY unprompted, i started tweaking as i knew what had to be done /silly]

I saw a spider couple and could immediately tell they were really in love, they were arm in arm in arm in arm in arm after all!

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