#jester.writes

[honestlydarkprincess]

you, me, and baby makes three

brendon x emma || rated: t || wc: 1.6k

When she goes to tell Brendon her news, Emma overhears a comment that sends her spiralling.

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[honestlydarkprincess]

Kingdon - Raspberry

“You’re staring,” Dana said, amusement shining in her eyes as she watched Langdon. He had been trying and failing not to look at Mel for the last twenty minutes and Dana had had enough.

“It’s not my fault,” Langdon whined softly, still staring at her while he talked to Dana. “She’s got lipgloss on today.”

“Mmhm, it’s raspberry,” Dana told him, grinning to herself when his head whipped towards her.

“How do you know that?” Langdon demanded, his brows furrowing.

“She told me,” Dana answered. “She was very excited about it, said it was the only lipgloss she’d ever found that didn’t bother her texture wise and that it was her favourite flavour too.”

“Raspberry,” Langdon mumbled to himself, already lost to Dana as his eyes had strayed back to Mel who was utterly oblivious to his attention. “I’m going to die.”

“Yes,” Dana said cheerfully, laughing at Langdon’s resulting groan.

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[honestlydarkprincess]

from bad to good

brendon x emma || rated: t || wc: 1.6k

Emma gets attacked by a patient, again, and this time it's not just her who could get hurt.

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[honestlydarkprincess]

the one in which mel finds a loophole

langdon x mel || rated: e || wc: 3.4k

The last thing Langdon was expecting the next morning after they woke up and made breakfast together was for Mel to put down her fork and say, “I think you should fuck me while I’m sleeping.”

Langdon choked, having just taken a sip of water. Mel looked at him in concern but he put his hand up, waving her off that he was fine. After a little bit when he was good he cleared his throat. “I’m sorry, what?”

“You should fuck me while I’m sleeping,” Mel repeated, nudging her glasses up her nose.

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[honestlydarkprincess]

WIP Wednesday!

tagged yesterday and today by @daffi-990, @bigfootsmom, @jesuisici33, @sleepywinchesters, @langdonsmel

hehehe the kingdon fixation continues<3

Langdon collapsed into the chair at one of the tables in the staff lounge, letting out a sigh. He twisted open the bottle of juice he’d grabbed from the vending machine on his way and took a much needed sip. He was exhausted. His feet ached, he had a blinding headache, and he still had another seven hours left in his shift. All he could think about was making it through the rest of the shift and heading back to his shitty apartment where he could pass out on his shitty bed before waking up to contemplate his shitty life.

Just as he was about to get too lost in his thoughts, Mel came racing in, taking a seat across from him. Langdon felt himself melt and he forgot about his aches and pains. Mel was here and that meant warmth ran through him. He gave her his full attention, folding his arms on the table and leaning forward.

Before he could say hi and ask her how she was, Mel was blurting out the words, “I think we should have sex.”

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[honestlydarkprincess]

snippet sunday!

tagged by my baby @deaddoveangel <3

have a lil snip snip of my jealous!sansa jonsa fic, background robb/theon

Sansa barged into her brother Robb’s apartment with a huff and turn of the key he had given her.

Twin yelps came from the couch and there was rustling while she closed and locked the door behind her.

“Gods, Sansa, don’t you ever knock? What are you doing here?” Robb growled, throwing a blanket over his lap and tugging his shirt back on while Theon scrambled to do the same beside him.

“It’s an emergency,” Sansa said, waving her hand. It wasn’t the first time she’d caught Robb and Theon together and it probably wouldn’t be the last, especially given her penchant for walking into her sibling’s apartments unannounced. It drove them all crazy but no one had taken her keys away yet and she counted that as both a win and as permission to continue.

“What’s the problem?” Theon asked, sighing as he leaned back against the couch.

“He has a girlfriend,” Sansa said, dropping down onto the other couch and moving so she was lying down, glaring at the ceiling like it was at fault for her current predicament.

“Who?” Robb and Theon said in unison.

Sansa threw up her hands. “Who else? Jon.”

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[honestlydarkprincess]

call me if you need me

robby x victoria || rated: t || wc: 1.5k

Victoria calls Robby after a date gone wrong and he comes to save her.

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[honestlydarkprincess]

Sentences Sunday!

tagged by @midsummersmorn <333

huehueeheheh new hyperfixation go brrrrr :3

“I can’t believe you’ve never played truth or dare before,” Langdon said, putting the bag of groceries that he was carrying onto the counter. After getting out of rehab and while his divorce was finalizing, Mel had offered up her spare room to him and they had fallen into an easy routine as roommates in no time. Just like their first day working together it took less than a day for them to get comfortable and used to each other. Langdon had never felt this easy and comfortable with anyone in his life before. It was as weird as it was nice.

“Well, I didn’t have a lot of time to,” Mel countered, placing her bag of groceries on the counter beside him before going back to close and lock the front door to their apartment. “Between Becca and medical school, there wasn’t a lot of time for games like that. Plus I’m not sure I understand the point of it all,” She said, scrunching her nose in thought. “You’re what? Supposed to embarrass each other with truths and dares?”

“Yeah!” Langdon said eagerly, turning to face her as he bounced on his feet. “Well, no. Not embarrass each other. Not too badly at least. It’s supposed to be fun.”

“It doesn’t sound fun,” Mel replied as she started to unload the groceries.

Langdon sighed, a small pout on his lips as he helped her unload everything.

Mel took notice. “We could play, if you want,” She offered, her chest warming at the way Langdon lit up.

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