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what do you call this?

what if i just killed you benny

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

It really hurts to see how shame-based american culture is. If anyone was wondering, I don't capitalize the a in america because I don't respect capitalism :]

#jokes #japes #jests #american politics #random #anarchism #politics #idk anymore #I would say more but I don't word good #too much stuff in my brain to share all of it #the world is exhausting #SEE ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CAPITALIZE AND CAPITALISM SOUND SIMILAR-#anti trump #no fucking question #fuck trump #anti capitalism #late stage capitalism #capitalism #fuck capitalism

wrong answers only, why are you a vampire? i'll start: the universe knew i would be teethed using raw steak, and decided a vampire's soul would be perfect to stick in this body

#vampire kin #vampirekin #jests #true story btw #my papa would give me frozen raw steak when i was teething as a baby. instead of literally ANYTHING else.#so i've decided it was opportune reincarnation #also hi!! revamped (hehe) my blog theme and i like it SO much better. the blue feels so much more like me

Please enjoy this very silly filk I came up with on the fly at a scribal workshop today (plus an introductory verse I came up with just now)

To the tune of "Which switch is the switch Miss, for Ipswich?":

I've just had a row with a scribe of the West

A scribe of the West

(I say this in jest)

I asked him for a nib but he lost his head

Somehow he gave me this big wide nib instead

We got so mixed up with the nib widths it's true

That I got annoyed and I cried "Tell me do!"

Which nib is the nib width for this width

It's this nib width with which I require

Which nimwit switched my width with this width

This nib width just will not inspire!

You gave me a new width not this width

So now to escape such a ditch

If you tell me which nib is this width

and which nib width to switch

I'll know which width is which

(The original song for reference)

#I say 'today' but I'm queuing this so it will be yesterday by the time it posts #also: I'm not tagging this with the main 'calligraphy' tags and whatnot bc I don't want to bother normie calligraphy fans with this nonsens #shenanigans #jests #bardic art #bardic #scribal art #SCA #mysca #...aaaand I didn't queue it I posted it immediately whoops #I might rb it later at a time folks will actually see it

need to stop listening to paws by badflower at work, it's destroying me

#jests #I LOVE YOU NEW BADFLOWER SONGS. BUT PAY FOR MY THERAPY PLEASE <3 #i did preorder the new album. smiles #im so fucking excited auhhhhh

A Game of Thrones, Eddard IV

“I see you have arrived safely, Lord Stark,” Renly said.

“And you as well,” Ned replied.

“You must forgive me, but sometimes you look the very image of your brother Robert.”

“A poor copy,” Renly said with a shrug.

“Though much better dressed,” Littlefinger quipped. “Lord Renly spends more on clothing than half the ladies of the court.”

It was true enough. Lord Renly was in dark green velvet, with a dozen golden stags embroidered on his doublet. A cloth-of-gold half cape was draped casually across one shoulder, fastened with an emerald brooch.

“There are worse crimes,” Renly said with a laugh. “The way you dress, for one.”

Littlefinger ignored the jibe.