#quips

[harlequips]

"I hate gouache" "gouache is so hard to use" gouache is incredibly forgiving. not as overly forgiving as oils, not as fast paced as acrylic or acrylic gouache or as meticulous and layered as watercolor, but pliable and revivable and perfectly pigmented. she is your friend. she is a friend to practically every other medium and wants to help you. fuck the gouache haters. if gouache has 1000 fans, I'm one of them. if gouache has only one fan, it's me. if gouache has 0 fans then I'm dead.

[vasalean]

Leon kennedy quips for homestuck characters

John: "Sorry Egbert looks like breakfast has been served."

Jade: "Glad that's over, I'm jaded enough as it is."

Rose: "Thats one thorn out my side."

Dave: "pfft so easy I took it in strides."

[missducksters]

happy birthday cookie!

We definitely didn’t rush this because we realized his birthday was today, trust 🙏🏾

(thanks @snowysizzleuwu my goat for drawing cookie ✨)

[shyjusticewarrior]

[alien-in-washington]

I've been eating nothing but roast beef and cheese sandwiches for lunch all week so when I say I've reached the peak of culinary mastery, you know I'm right

[magnoliasandarson]

peter parker and tim drake graduated from the same school of saying the wrong thing at the absolute worst times. your honor they were just feelin goofy.

“This is going to be--close. Ow. International incident, here we come.”

--Tim Drake (Red Robin #3 – The Grail: Part Three of Four)

"I think this is my super villain origin."

-- Peter Parker (Daredevil Vol 3 8: “The Devil and the Details, Part II”)

[eastermans-journal]

Someone made a mistake on the food stock sheets this week. If it happens again, there will be a demotion in order.

We are out of granulated sugar. I am baffled.

[thewackydot]

curious... are the quips schmitty's lil guys to you

yes. yes YES!!!! THEYRE SCHMITTY'S LITTLE BABIESSSS WUAAA! I actually even have a hc thats about how his quips came to life