#jesus!anon

[queenxfthorns]

Ѡ ~ Jesus (I have a nice tush, don't you think? Perks of being godlike)

N00ds |

[text: Jesus] Excellent tushy.[text: Jesus] I like your beard.

[lostgabi]

I love you, Gabi. Best treat bag ever! ~ Jesus.

I love you right back, Jesus. I got your picture up on my wall and everything. 

[bekahxsweetheartarchive]

Do you have a meme going where I get to say 'Hey, Bekah, you have a great personality and amazing boobs so let's get naked and drop acid'. ~ Jesus

“Someone should make that meme.”

[insomniacsmuses-a]

🍆 Casually scrolling tinder... and you see him! In a long white dress, with flowing hair, and the bushiest beard that ever tickled someone's thigh... it's Jesus! Oh no! He's so attractive! Is there any hope of swiping left? You can't do it. It's impossible. Also under special skills please note I can turn water into wine. No need to pick a muse! I know everyone thinks I'm sexy. ~Jesus.

Love me Tinder | Accepting | Jesus!Anon

There is a flurry of right swiping.

[insomniacsmuses-a]

Jesus + Doc, tortilla.

5 min drabbles | Accepting | Jesus!Anon

Doc had found the delights of nachos. He’d found Waverly eating a plate of them while sitting with the laptop thing and researching them. Being the polite Earp, she offered him a bit off of her plate. 

Delightful. The only word that fit those delicious crunchy cheesy triangles of perfection.

Heaven probably had nachos, not that he would ever end up there. 

Speaking of Heaven, the tortillas he was arranging looked odd. Or just one of them. A face on it. Jesus’ face, to be exactly. ‘Stache twitching, Doc lifted the chip and examined it more closely. “I’ll be damned,” he said. The thing had winked at him.Perhaps all those years in the well had made him go mad. Who knew. He popped the chip into his mouth, crunching it.

[insomniacsmuses-a]

Happy birthday, Dawnie. I made you this chocolate cake full of green. But I already had a big piece. I need a nap. Wake me when there's presents to open. If you can. ~Jesus

Jesus was high about 6 day back and baked me a cake to get baked with. I love Jesus. And Jesus loves me. For his baking tells me so.

[bekahxsweetheartarchive]

Hello, Rebekah. You are super pretty. And I love your sass. Want to cuddle non-sexually? Sexually is fine too. ~ Jesus.

I know, aren’t I? I love your beard. I think that I would love a non-sexual snuggle. But who knows? Us girls like to wiggle our butts until a boner pops up when we snuggle, so maybe it won’t stay non-sexual. 

[insomniacscanons-archive-blog]

I just popped by to see who was pretty and wanted to stretch out in the panel van, listen to Pink Floyd and smoke a garbage bag full of weed. But everyone is pretty! Everyone is awake! brb getting more pillows. Go clean up for the orgy! ~ Jesus

Jesus, are you and Cas the same? I think he might have said that once. Maybe it was a dream....

Everyone is really pretty, here and everywhere.  You’re really pretty. Can you share the garbage bag of weed? Pretty please?