Oct 28, 2025
Today my coworkers and I were chatting at work and we got onto the topic of Trump. At one point I brought up how he thinks he's not getting into Heaven and everyone was like "Yeah, I don't think he's getting in either."
Which is funny enough on its own, but then one of my coworkers was like "Not enough Jesus Points, that's for sure."
And we all looked at her like "???"
She explained that when her husband does something nice he jokes that he's racking up "Jesus Points" for the afterlife.
According to that same coworker, our current provincial government's actions regarding the teachers' strike mean "they ain't rackin' up any Jesus Points either."
Agreed. lmao