#jesusjoke

[heatherschultz]

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[ancientegyptianpyramidschemes]

#Jesus had type #AB #bloodtype #jesusblood #jesusbloodtype #whatwasthebloodtypeofjesus heh this is just funny to me that google shows people looking this up , I wonder what jokes you could make about how REDICULOUS it is to need to know jesus's blood type, like incase you wanna take the blood of Jesus but you aren't his matching blood type?! OH SHIT that's it! That's the joke! Expand on it and steal it as you wish #jesusjoke #christianjokes #christianJoke #christ #jesus #jesuschrist has 2.3 million hashtag mentions on Instagram lol he's like a minor celebrity lol

[glorioushoneytime]

When at a high school dance, be sure to leave room for Jesus.

[nevermorethecorporation]

Pretty sure I’m going to hell because I saw an image with jesus waterwashed over a picture of a house with the caption “am I welcome in your home?” and my very first thought was: “You’re a carpenter, build your own frickin house”