May 7
A wholesome what-if that Odysseus were given God status when they died as a big sorry from Athena
Persophone: You're so lucky to have a man like Odysseus.
Penelope: Yeah he's the best guy.
Amphitrite hummed sipping from her tea cup.
Amphitrite: You guys are goals.
Penelope: I'm surprised you're not cross with me like your husband is.
Amphitrite: That's his petty rivalry and the son he blinded wasn't mine so I'm pretty cool with it. I love your dress by the way.
Penelope: Oh, thanks. I love your scales.
Amphitrite: I polished them this morning. How are things going with Hera?
Penelope: After I kicked Zeus in the crotch she saw me as a best friend.
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