#epic amphitrite

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: Hey, love. How'd it go-? OH GODS, WHAT HAPPENED??

Poseidon: *disheveled, covered in trident stab wounds* I'm having what some would call a, "Bad day"

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: *does something Poseidon finds attractive*

Poseidon: Marry me

Amphitrite: Love, we've been married for centuries

Poseidon: Marry me again

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: *admiring Poseidon, who has his shirt off*

Poseidon: You're distracted

Amphitrite: Oh I'm focused alright

Poseidon: On?

Amphitrite: Getting the rest of your clothes off of you

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: I can probably sing all the lyrics to any Disney song you can name

Poseidon: What the fuck is a Disney

Amphitrite:

Amphitrite: Buckle the fuck up and prepare for a long ass marathon while we cuddle you ignorant little shit-

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, SWEET, TALENTED, AMAZING, AND GORGEOUS! WHO WOULDN'T LIKE YOU?!

Poseidon: *flustered beyond compare* SHHHHS SHUSH! SHUT UP!

[myles-aster]

Hi. I Picrew'd your design of Amphritrite

AMBSO HAPPY AHHHHHHH

She’s so cute I LOVE HER

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: Honey, will you please come to bed?

Poseidon: In a minute

Amphitrite: You need to sleep

Poseidon: I know. I'll be there in a bit.

Amphitrite: We can cuddle

Poseidon: *looks at her, intrigued* Yeah?

Amphitrite: Yeah you, big softie

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Amphitrite: It's a shame really. That you don't smile often. It suits you.

Poseidon: Lucky for you then, I have more reason to smile these days

Amphitrite: Oh?

Poseidon: You're the reason