#jezzer

[krongulous]

Jesus on the third day

[sitaechoes]

"It's a fair cop. I won't beg."

[sitaechoes]

"Welcome to Smokey Town."

[sitaechoes]

Our story begins in a land far, far away.

There lived a fairy and his family.

In a nice suburban house in a moderately nice neighbourhood. "Nice".

He enjoyed his garden.

Spent a lot of time out there. Yes, he still had the little yellow car.

He was  content, making a living as a blogger, and still had some  royalties from his latest book.

There was a son, Dewayne, intermittently at boarding school.

This weekend,  Jezzer invited him home from his boarding school  to wax his car.

There was  an Invitation from a Very Important Person from the Long Term  Planning Department in Smokey Town, a Mr Geoffrey Plenoza.

"We would like you to come and work at the Town Hall of our new city. This  is a very important job!"

"Why me?"

 "We have heard of you, by reputation only, of course."

"What would this job entail? I'm no politician."

"Oh, greeting visitors, showing people around, that type of thing."

"Sounds good to me. I was chief Graveyard Superintendent before. What  about those political dinners, that type of thing?"

"You would be very welcome!"

"When can I start?"

"We will pay your moving expenses, get here as quickly as you can."

[cosmicoakley]

Gotta love abit of JK! 💜 #jeremykyle #jk #jezzer #itv

[captainbritish]

I don’t care how bottom-rung it makes me, Jezzer will always be an amazing show. He will not stop until everyone in England is associated with someone who has been humiliated on his show.

[sitaechoes]

The fireplace is Cloudwalker Sims.

Various wall paintings and stickers from Garden of Shadows.

Dining table and chairs are by RoseSims.

[sitaechoes]

So Jezzer, having alienated his whole family once again, moved to the other side of Wild Palms with his two cats.