#jfc daniel

[azure-oceans]

Yeah I'd make that fuckin' face too if I'd just eaten cheese while knowing I have severe lactose intolerance

[counselormobmom-blog]

And these two idiots are talking shit to each other through open space. Not even directly to each other. I’m crying.

[crowleysfangs]

i gotta catch up on almost a month of classes i missed so i set up my queue earlier to be able to work in the afternoon.

naturally, i’m still here, blogging, bc i have no sense of responsability.

[sunshineofthegroup]

I just. Dan was going to say something incredibly dirty and changed his mind. And alkfhldsa I hate these nerds so much.

It’s part of my daily life that I have to live with at this point.  I’m absolutely obsessed with the way that Dan answers questions with the word “probs” in live shows, and the way he says the word “probs” and I can hear it in my head.  I don’t think I could live without Phil’s accidental innuendos or Dan’s giggle or Phil’s positivity or Dan’s “irrelevant” waffling.  Their hair, their eyes, their voices, their laughs, everything about them is so important to me.  I’ve been watching all the Dil videos on repeat (because for whatever reason they’re the only ones that will load in my new house) and I love the way they interact with Dil and each other.  I just UGHASDAS:DLAKSDAS  My best friend won’t even watch them because she says “she’s seen what that does to peoples’ lives”

I just bought all the episodes of Oscar’s Hotel  (episodes 1+2 available now, the rest are available for preorder) #SPON anyway support Peej cuz he’s pretty cool and fuckin Chris Kendall is the main character holy shit and Dan plays a wedge of cheese idk it’s gonna be good I can tell already.  What I’m trying to say here is that I am literally youtube trash and it happened so fast like it literally happened overnight one night.

I was just minding my own business, a casual fan, and then a SWITCH FLIPPED And suddenly I wasn’t a casual fan anymore, and I shipped it like FEDEX and I was TOTALLY OBSESSED and I really can’t even tell you what was the turning point now, but I can tell you that it was the beginning of July when my life took a turn for the worse, and I want to say I started watching in February/March?  (The day of the book announcement was the day I slipped from casual watcher to actual subscriber.)  Idk.  I don’t even know.  What is life.

tl;dr DAN AND PHIL ARE RUINING MY LIFE AND I AM 100% OKAY WITH THIS

[revedas]

Well I just came up with a good idea for a SAW trap. (I'm putting it under the cut because it's Really fucked up.)

[nuuskasori]

42 (heheheheheehh SNORT)

Why?

[stumpclub-blog]

ASK TIME. 7, 18, 29, 30, 41, 52, 63, 74, 95, 106, 117, 128, 139, 140, 151, 154

7: My best friend: I HAVE A LOT OF BEST FRIENDS WTF IS THIS SHIT. But Landon, Ashley, Shannon, Vickster is gettin' there.

18: Do I use sarcasm: do i ever not use saracasm?

29: Favourite song: aw god, uhm, White Lies - Man Overboard

30: Favourite band: Fall Out Boy and Man Overboard dON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?: no haha

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: fuck if i remember

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: sometimes, and yeah i mean the universe is a big place don't you think there's gotta be more life out there? not like the movie type aliens but there's gotta be some other humans or creatures or something.

74: Favourite animal?: wombat

95: Left the house without my wallet?: all the time oops

106: Been to a wedding?: yeahp

117: What concerts have I been to?: a bunch of local ones, and the panic and patrick stump one. i'm going to mano and tssf sOON THOUGH ALDKFA.

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: ohh yeah

139: Favourite TV Show?: the jeselnik offensive

140: Where do I want to live when older?: north carolina

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: go to a fucktruck load of concerts with all my friends

154: Something I fantasize about: harry styles <3_<3