#jfc ed

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

Only Edward Nygma would turn an apartment complex 

into a physical crossword puzzle.

[lifeofaninstigator]

@hostilebutcuddly replied to your post “In an attempt at compromise, Lan Fan throws a pair of swim trunks at...”

"It's to cover your tiny ass!" Comes the response from somewhere hidden (maybe the bushes?). She knows he's yanking her chain but she can't resist a retort anyway.

“You mean my firm, round, tiny ass.” Ed was pushing buttons and might get his ass kicked but that only made him do it more.

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Birthday Wishes

(continued from x thread)

@rei382

rei382:

Roy had his entire speech ready; he was going to embarrass Edward with telling him how happy he was for him, how much he deserved to be happy, etc etc and then wish him a happy birthday and give him his present - which was nothing big, just some chocolates because, hey, who could resist chocolate.

But then the door was opened and the words died on his slightly opened lips, because the sight that greeted him was enough to make a man forget how to pronounce his own name.

He had never expected to be greeted by a practically naked Edward, nothing but a rather small towel covering his private parts, his long, golden hair dripping wet and his exposed skin glistening and slightly flushed as if he had just stepped out of a warm shower.

Roy had never a more glorious sight in his entire life.

For a moment, all Roy could do was stare; but then he collected himself together and gave the other man a weak, apologizing smile, and stepped in; he felt like he came at a bad time, but he came for a reason, and he might just as well go through with it, and considering the chill of late December and Edward’s current state, it was probably better to accept the invitation than to stay outside and make the blond stand there…. like this.

Once inside and out of the cold, Roy allowed himself another short moment to collect himself, before he raised an eyebrow at Edward and replaced his apologizing smile with half a smirk. “Why, if I knew I was going to receive such a nice greeting, I would’ve brought something nicer,” he said, and handed Edward the box. “Happy birthday, Edward.”

“Thanks.” He did his best not to laugh, but boy did Roy’s eyes roam. Ed was honestly a little surprised by that reaction from Roy Mustang of all people, let alone the comment that followed, but it didn’t bother him. He had gotten used to people looking, and he long grown out of his fear of being mostly naked in front of other people.

Then he opened his mouth and there were days when he even questioned the things he said. “Lemmie get on some clothes. Wouldn’t want you bustin’ a nut before I open my gift.” Ed almost turned around to go change but then his words sunk in. He paused and looked at Roy, trying to gage what kind of reaction he’d get while fully taking in who had come to visit him.  

He softly laughed and shook his head apologetically. “Wow… that was crude and uncalled for.” He offered Roy a smile and decided to start over. “I’m Sorry. I’ve gotten so used to the company I keep usually bein’ vulgar and lewd that I sometimes forget not everyone is a lecherous heathen.” He gestured to his couch and purposely did not take his gift from Roy yet. He wanted to wait until they could properly sit down and catch up before doing so. “Take your coat and shoes off and make yourself at home. No sense in you goin’ back out there right away before you can warm yourself up. The weather’s startin’ to get nasty.”

Ed headed out of his living room, pausing only for a moment to look back at Roy. “You want some tea or coffee?” It was the least he could offer since Roy had been nice enough to visit and bring him a gift. 

[lifeofaninstigator]

"I want you to fuck me until I can't walk"

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

“If I did that, how’re you gonna get to work tomorrow?” He was teasing her, mostly. 

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From another source with more added.

If we lived together:
[] Argue all the time
[X] Sex sex sex!!
[X] Eat ice cream for breakfast
[X] Watch movies c:
[X] Prank call xD
[X] Text you even though you were right across the room
[X] Chat
[X] Play fight c;
[X] Cuddle
[X] Kiss
[X] Throw a mean ass party! ;D
[X] Make out
[] Whatever you want
[] I wouldn’t want to live with you

If you held my hand I would?
[X] Lock my fingers between yours
[] Stand there like wtf are you doing
[] Let you keep it c:
[] Pull away
[] Idk

Would i date you?
[] Yeah
[] Maybe c:
[] Nahhh
[] Idk /:
[] Nah
[X] Already am c;

In 10 Years, I see you:
[] Pregnant with my kid or as my baby daddy/baby mama
[] A famous person.
[] Model.
[] Crackhead\Drug dealer.
[X] Same as now.
[] Athlete.
[] Party…every night.
[] In College\University.

In 10 Years I see myself:[] Pregnant with your child or your baby daddy/baby mama[] A famous person[] In College or university [] Model[X] Same as now[] Party…every night.

I can see us:
[] Living together.
[] Being close.
[] Not talking.
[X] Married. Maybe, eventually??? 
[X] Chilling.
[X] Partying Together

You should:
[]Talk to me more.
[] Chill with me.
[] Write on my wall.
[] Stop being a stranger.
[X] Call me. Hit me up
[] Inbox me.
[X] Reblog this.

[inloveamateursatbest]

he should be riddled with guilt, he sexually assaulted someone and shot someone else

[inloveamateursatbest]

one thing ED absolutely did right this week was filling us with fear over everyone when adam started running to the water and jumped in, even though i knew he just wanted to save aaron, i genuinely thought he would get hurt as well. just kept shouting ‘adam no, baby, no’ same with finn when he wandered into the road to help ashley

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@miraclealchemist

“Outta curiosity... if a close friend of yours murdered someone and had a good reason, and you can’t go to the police for help, would you dispose of the body? Or would you turn them in?”