#jfccccc

[izel-scribbles]

the amazing devil put a special kind of crack cocaine into not yet/love run reprise

[ohnogotafeeling]

yeah so uhhhhh child bearing hips anyone?

[formerlympp]

stumbled upon some age gap jily and

[chenouttachen]

leaving him isn’t enough jira needs to beat koh to death

[kingsmint]

Pissing and shitting myself holy fucking shit

[strangelure]

i know its gotten bad when a sabrina carpenter song has me thinking about adrian

[crypptiid]

My friend (the same one who was super fatphobic to me the other week) just called me to say she’s upset that I’m now losing weight?!?!?!

[loxosceleslolo]

people aren't fucking in the Lands Between because sex has been phased out and replaced with Erdtree births.

they're not fucking much because they can't die properly, are living too long, and are wasting away from ennui.

Turtle Neck Meat, 1.0 (fromsoft should never have changed this):

A splendid, lengthy cut of turtle neck meat.

Material used for crafting items.

Turtle meat is said to boost virility, but none in the Lands Between seem to have much appetite for it these days.

In the Lands Between, the urge to reproduce has waned long ago.

Melina straight up says that births continue. She is not talking about people growing from the Erdtree like fruit.

The sexual subtext for Fia and the Mohgwyn Dynasty is practically text! (what Mogh was doing with Miquella especially)