hc: ana purposely giving carson food poisoning to get an extra day to study on her midterm :')
ana you evil little shit. my son is so gonna get you back for this.
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hc: ana purposely giving carson food poisoning to get an extra day to study on her midterm :')
ana you evil little shit. my son is so gonna get you back for this.
@jfcjerks.
❛ ———why did you scream like that? ❜
"You got me pregnant."
pregnancy starters meme ;
❛ um. is this some sort of april fools joke because… i don’t get it. ❜
It was a new year. School was starting up. It was Luke’s first year teaching here. He was an English Lit professor. He’d arrived fairly early. He waved when he saw the principal, not stopping for conversations he could have later. Luke searched for his room..807..That would be his familiar classroom this year. Right now it was fairly blank, save for little posters that reminded kids how to write proper essays. He’d bring things for the room tomorrow. For now, he just had t get acquainted with his students. He set his things down on his desk and made for his whiteboard, writing his last name in pretty cursive letters. ‘Mr. Matthias’. He was ready. for this.
“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
way to ruin the afterglow sentence meme ;
❛ well—… yeah. i didn’t think it was safe to assume otherwise. ❜
jfcjerks: DON’T DO IT FOLKS, THEY’RE MARIJUANA BROWNIES
EXCUSE ME, SHANE IS A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MAN WITH A CHILD, DO YOU THINK HE HAS TIME TO MAKE POT BROWNIES?
;; imessage
adam: my car just broke down and it's pouring right now
adam: and the most fucking cliche thing happened and someone drove by and all the dirty water splashed on me
adam: i can't find my fucking wallet
adam: can you come get me
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Soft, vanilla, companion.