#jhrelationships

[heardinthehole]

I wish we were siblings or sexual partners so we'd always be close.

30-something male to 20-something female in Wilson. Because you should definitely desire siblings and sexual partners in the same way SAID NO ONE EVER.

[heardinthehole]

I usually hook up with the craziest girl I can find because then none of my friends will know her.

Male cafe worker. Glad your friends are so tame...?

[heardinthehole]

When he splits the bill

Girl 1: “It was great! He didn’t get wasted at dinner and his mom called halfway through our meal. But we split the check. For the second time...”

Girl 2: “I mean women still make like $0.77 to the dollar so let’s be real, dudes need to pick up the check. Especially on the first couple of dates. It’s like, our one advantage in life.”

Girl 1: “God you’re right. He denied me my one advantage!” 

Ladies, let’s remember that just because your date avoids blackout status does not does not mean he is qualified to #putaringonit

[heardinthehole]

Tinder in the Hole!

East Coaster 1: “Oh fuck yeah I’m getting on Tinder right fucking now!”

East Coast Dude 2: “Already been casing the locals since the plane landed.”

Source: two dudes in Cache Creek. Namaste.