#momcalled

[teesbytahquetta]

Part 2 of my product reviews!! #momcalled #ilovesaturdays [email protected]

[thedoctorofde]

When your mom calls but the ringtone reminds you of your ex. Follow my snapchat for other stuff @thedoctorofde Original idea from thejsans on Vine #hotlinebling #ringtone #apple #snapchat #momcalled #ordidmyexcall?

[heardinthehole]

When he splits the bill

Girl 1: “It was great! He didn’t get wasted at dinner and his mom called halfway through our meal. But we split the check. For the second time...”

Girl 2: “I mean women still make like $0.77 to the dollar so let’s be real, dudes need to pick up the check. Especially on the first couple of dates. It’s like, our one advantage in life.”

Girl 1: “God you’re right. He denied me my one advantage!” 

Ladies, let’s remember that just because your date avoids blackout status does not does not mean he is qualified to #putaringonit