Heard in the Hole

Pearl St Bagels, Thunder lift line, Inversion yoga, Snow King trail, Center for the Arts, Local on Friday nights...overheard in Jackson Hole

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What if I bought a storage unit and lived in there?

Top of Teton Pass. Female with a pillow, a Poinsettia and a carpet spilling out of Subaru.

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Girl 1: “You know when you feel like your legs and ass weigh 100lbs each?”

Girl 2: “Yeah, dude, that’s called April after ski season.” 

Two girls overheard in Cache. April hits hard...or... heavy...

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Yeah, I mean he's had a hard year because his parents told him his emergency credit card had to only be used for actual emergencies.

Blond female at Lucky’s justifying why her BF is a dick. And I thought the drone strikes were bad...my mistake.   

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“I call my mom two to four times every day. Is that still normal at age 29?”

Source: young woman in Pearl Street Bagels talking to her Lulu Lemon wearing friend.

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I wish we were siblings or sexual partners so we'd always be close.

30-something male to 20-something female in Wilson. Because you should definitely desire siblings and sexual partners in the same way SAID NO ONE EVER.

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I usually hook up with the craziest girl I can find because then none of my friends will know her.

Male cafe worker. Glad your friends are so tame...?

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IF YOU’RE 18 AND READING THIS THEN DRINK UP. SOON THE HANGOVER WILL REQUIRE A MOCHA, DETOX TEA, GREEN JUICE, AND 64oz OF WATER. (via Custom Image)

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When he splits the bill

Girl 1: “It was great! He didn’t get wasted at dinner and his mom called halfway through our meal. But we split the check. For the second time...”

Girl 2: “I mean women still make like $0.77 to the dollar so let’s be real, dudes need to pick up the check. Especially on the first couple of dates. It’s like, our one advantage in life.”

Girl 1: “God you’re right. He denied me my one advantage!” 

Ladies, let’s remember that just because your date avoids blackout status does not does not mean he is qualified to #putaringonit

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I've been in the club doing my cardio since 7am.

80 year old West Bank woman in the Aspens Market. You go Glen Coco.

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I'm trying to figure out who is wealthy enough to shoot quarters

Man at Elevated Grounds who received a quarter with a hole in it as change

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Tinder in the Hole!

East Coaster 1: “Oh fuck yeah I’m getting on Tinder right fucking now!”

East Coast Dude 2: “Already been casing the locals since the plane landed.”

Source: two dudes in Cache Creek. Namaste. 

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I either need to go back to school or get a sugar daddy. I'm flailing right now.

Jackson female. Young, wild and poor. 

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"I just ordered Thai Plate again, I need an addiction counselor." "I don't know dude, Thai Plate is better than crack."

- two girls discussing Jackson addictions

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I need a meatstick and a kombucha. NOW!

Me. That was me. @jhmr 

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Westbank moms @ Lotus...

Woman 1: Marissa only eats organic banana natural strain yogurt. So I put two in her lunch box, and then get the call that she threw them up at school.

Woman 2: Oh! That's too bad. You should give her the all natural tummy soother the Jackson Whole Grocer has.

Woman 1: I'll totally look into it! We should totally go to hot yoga some time. And I've heard that Vanessa at Akasha is AMAZING.

Woman 2: I would LOVE that. Before we leave for spring break on the Big Island!

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I always come here in the winter with chapped lips and hate myself for it.

Late twenties male at wing night with his boo

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Hey. You ski? You been all the way to the top of Rendezvous?

Gapers trying to pick up a female resident