Mar 27, 2015
When he splits the bill
Girl 1: “It was great! He didn’t get wasted at dinner and his mom called halfway through our meal. But we split the check. For the second time...”
Girl 2: “I mean women still make like $0.77 to the dollar so let’s be real, dudes need to pick up the check. Especially on the first couple of dates. It’s like, our one advantage in life.”
Girl 1: “God you’re right. He denied me my one advantage!”
Ladies, let’s remember that just because your date avoids blackout status does not does not mean he is qualified to #putaringonit