#jikookfunny

[jikooklava]

Jikook (Pickup line fail)

Jimin: Do you like raisins?

Jungkook: Well-

Jimin: How do you feel about a date?

Jungkook: I'm not fond of dates though, you have raisins?

(pickup line from https://youtu.be/pf9nPsFRTis )

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: *is leaving*

Jungkook: Hey are you not forgetting something?

Jimin: Oh yeah my coat. Thanks!

Jungkook: No I literally meant the goodbye kiss

[jiminlyl]

Jungkook: Hey Jimin, did you know kissing is the language of love?

Jimin: Oh really?

Jungkook: Yes! So how about a conversation?

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: looking good today,Jeon

Jungkook:we have been married for years,you don't have to call me by my last name

Jimin: I was talking to myself

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: Babe,when you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expect-

Jungkook: *holds up 9 of hearts* Is this your card?

Jimin: *softly* Holy shit

[jiminlyl]

Jungkook: *ignores Jimin*

Jimin: *ignores Jungkook back*

Jungkook: what the fuck

[jiminlyl]

Jungkook: Hey let's make nicknames for each other

Jimin: Okay!

Jungkook: How does boyfriend sound?

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: ... so that's why we need to be less obvious,do you understand Jungkook?

Jungkook: what?ah yes,of course

Jimin: you were just checking me out,weren't you?

Jungkook: You know I can't help it