#jikook funny

[jikook-ts]

Me: I lost my faith in you Jikook *Sobbing* I might ship Taeko-

Jimin: *caressing Jungkook's ear tho Hoseok glared at him* Bitch, you really thought I'll let my man go?

Jungkook: Got enough? Now give us some privacy...

Me: Love you 2~

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: Me and Jungkook will do the laundry

Yoongi: I swear these 2 are just going to fuck.

*30 minutes later*

*noises coming from the bathroom *

Jimin: Oh God,fuck.

*Yoongi,opening the door*: I knew you were going to fu--

Jungkook: UNOOOO

[jikooklava]

Jikook (Pickup line fail 3 )

Jimin: Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine written all over you.

Jungkook: What kind of question... is that, Hyung? and why would "fine" be written all over me? Wait- Are you asking for money?

Jimin:

(pickup like from https://youtu.be/pf9nPsFRTis )

[cookieatmochi]

Anyone knows what run episode is this clip from? I've seen a couple of short clips of it and it's always hilarious, especially this one where Jimin shamelessly tries his moves on JK.

Crd. to owners

[clburr03]

Jungkook: Hey Jimin Hyung, do you know who you look like?...

Jimin: No, who?

Jungkook: My next boyfriend!

Jimin:... Go away.

[unstoppablepjm]

Which crackhead decided to make this LOL

Twitter

[motherofjikook]

Dispatch: *takes pics of BTS* Good job boys. That's a wrap on that. We will be doing individual shoots next. Park Jimin if you can so kindl-

Jungkook: *takes camera out of nowhere* Don't worry dispatch, I got this!

Dispatch: but it's my job to...

Jungkook: not anymore it's not. Well for jimin's photo shoots it's not. There's a new sheriff in town and it's called " Golden Closet Entertainment" created and owned by YOURS truly.

Bangtan: kookie, do our pictures too.

Jungkook: No can do hyungs, golden closet entertainment is a Park Jimin FANSITE. You understand right?... of course you do.

Bangtan: *lost.mpg*

Jungkook: *starts taking pictures of Jimin* eyes on me baby....turn and show me the jibooty that one time....excellent...!3!2!1!... that's my MUSE.

Jimin: *feeling himself*

Update: from dispatch⬇️

COINCIDENCE? I FUCKING THINK NOTTTTTT!!!!!

[everythingjiminie]

Jungkook: I can’t believe you beat me at tennis

Jimin: Just give up!!!

Jungkook: NEVERR! I’m gonna lick your ass

Jungkook: Umm I meant kick

Jungkook: damn autocorrect lol

Jimin: ...

Jungkook: ...

Jimin: Kookie, we’re not even texting