#jikook funny

[jikooklava]

Jikook (Pickup line fail 3 )

Jimin: Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine written all over you.

Jungkook: What kind of question... is that, Hyung? and why would "fine" be written all over me? Wait- Are you asking for money?

Jimin:

(pickup like from https://youtu.be/pf9nPsFRTis )

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: Tae,I really need your help with this

Taehyung: I don't see why I should help you

Jimin: Listen,my back is up against the wall and not in a hot Jeon Jungkook kind of way

[jiminlyl]

Jimin: Me and Jungkook will do the laundry

Yoongi: I swear these 2 are just going to fuck.

*30 minutes later*

*noises coming from the bathroom *

Jimin: Oh God,fuck.

*Yoongi,opening the door*: I knew you were going to fu--

Jungkook: UNOOOO

[jiminlyl]

*Bangtan playing truth or dare*

Hoseok: Ok Jimin,I dare you to prank call your dad.

Jimin: That's it?{takes out his phone} Siri,call dad.

Siri: calling daddy

Jimin: NO NO NO NO

[Jungkook's phone rings]

BTS:...

Yoongi: I didn't sign up for this shit

[unstoppablepjm]

Which crackhead decided to make this LOL

Twitter

[motherofjikook]

G.C.F in Toyko & Osaka were cute, but Jungkook when are we getting "G.C.F in NAGOYA?"

[motherofjikook]

Bangtan flight to Japan...

Yoongi: I hope that Jimin & Jungkook wont be "too" gross during our trip to JAPAN the next few days.

Seokjin: You keep telling yourself that. They will forever never stfu about the vague things they do in THAT country.

Hoseok: I'll take their Japan stories OVER the shit they whisper to each other in front of me.

Namjoon: Same, the shit Jimin whispers loudly into Jungkook's ear during our DNA performance like dude I'm RIGHT HERE!

Taehyung, with a notepad & pen: and what are these " things" they whisper to each other? I need to know for research...

Jikook, a couple of seats behind: What are yah talking about?

Bangtan: NOTHING!!!!

Jikook: HOOKAY! * Resume taking a selfie together for twitter*

[misakiotori]

P: *Jungkook on a date*

Jungkook, whispers: what should i say?

Jimin, behind the bushes: tell them something sweet!

Jungkook, blushes: Jimin's sweater paw's

Date:

Jimin: