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Jimin: Me and Jungkook will do the laundry

Yoongi: I swear these 2 are just going to fuck.

*30 minutes later*

*noises coming from the bathroom *

Jimin: Oh God,fuck.

*Yoongi,opening the door*: I knew you were going to fu--

Jungkook: UNOOOO

A big mess - Jikook

Jungkook (looking at the big screen while the others are dancing to Anpanman): *starts crying*

Jimin (is suddenly alert): *thinking* Hmmm my kookie senses are tingling *looks towards Jungkook* oH mY f00K

Jimin: *speed runs towards his baby*

Jimin: Oh my sweet sweet Kookie its okay, im here... *wipes his tears away and caresses his head*

Jungkook: *sniffles delicately while looking up at jimin with big doe eyes*

Jimin: oH MY gOD yOu aRE sO cUTE, i wANt yOU tO bE sMALL fOREVER. I DONT WANT yOU tO gRoW uP….wAaJsk *starts crying too*

(this was a crack idek)

Jimin: Tae,I really need your help with this

Taehyung: I don't see why I should help you

Jimin: Listen,my back is up against the wall and not in a hot Jeon Jungkook kind of way

Jimin: *is leaving*

Jungkook: Hey are you not forgetting something?

Jimin: Oh yeah my coat. Thanks!

Jungkook: No I literally meant the goodbye kiss

Jungkook: Hey Jimin, did you know kissing is the language of love?

Jimin: Oh really?

Jungkook: Yes! So how about a conversation?

Jimin: looking good today,Jeon

Jungkook:we have been married for years,you don't have to call me by my last name

Jimin: I was talking to myself

Jimin: Babe,when you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expect-

Jungkook: *holds up 9 of hearts* Is this your card?

Jimin: *softly* Holy shit

Jungkook: *ignores Jimin*

Jimin: *ignores Jungkook back*

Jungkook: what the fuck

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