Jimin: Me and Jungkook will do the laundry
Yoongi: I swear these 2 are just going to fuck.
*30 minutes later*
*noises coming from the bathroom *
Jimin: Oh God,fuck.
*Yoongi,opening the door*: I knew you were going to fu--
Jungkook: UNOOOO
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Jimin: Me and Jungkook will do the laundry
Yoongi: I swear these 2 are just going to fuck.
*30 minutes later*
*noises coming from the bathroom *
Jimin: Oh God,fuck.
*Yoongi,opening the door*: I knew you were going to fu--
Jungkook: UNOOOO
A big mess - Jikook
Jungkook (looking at the big screen while the others are dancing to Anpanman): *starts crying*
Jimin (is suddenly alert): *thinking* Hmmm my kookie senses are tingling *looks towards Jungkook* oH mY f00K
Jimin: *speed runs towards his baby*
Jimin: Oh my sweet sweet Kookie its okay, im here... *wipes his tears away and caresses his head*
Jungkook: *sniffles delicately while looking up at jimin with big doe eyes*
Jimin: oH MY gOD yOu aRE sO cUTE, i wANt yOU tO bE sMALL fOREVER. I DONT WANT yOU tO gRoW uP….wAaJsk *starts crying too*
(this was a crack idek)
Jimin: Tae,I really need your help with this
Taehyung: I don't see why I should help you
Jimin: Listen,my back is up against the wall and not in a hot Jeon Jungkook kind of way
Jimin: *is leaving*
Jungkook: Hey are you not forgetting something?
Jimin: Oh yeah my coat. Thanks!
Jungkook: No I literally meant the goodbye kiss
Jungkook: Hey Jimin, did you know kissing is the language of love?
Jimin: Oh really?
Jungkook: Yes! So how about a conversation?
Jimin: looking good today,Jeon
Jungkook:we have been married for years,you don't have to call me by my last name
Jimin: I was talking to myself
Jimin: Babe,when you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expect-
Jungkook: *holds up 9 of hearts* Is this your card?
Jimin: *softly* Holy shit
Jungkook: *ignores Jimin*
Jimin: *ignores Jungkook back*
Jungkook: what the fuck