#jinatsu

[asterises-blog]

( jinatsu ! )

( SMS: ASSter ) how do you get on my dick so hard when i don’t even have one

( txt : jiNAH ) what do you even mean are you drunk WHAT DICK HUH

[seolaris-blog]

jinatsu replied to your post:[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican,...

( SMS: Seol ) BYE I’M CRACKING UP. We’re DONE here.

[ text ] don’t leave meeee :’(

[seolaris-blog]

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[ text ] spicy?

[dlcvita]

jinatsu

Why the hell would you tarnish a child’s game of Go Fish—

Well, first of all-- you have to let me explain--

[sxpernaturals]

jinatsu

Taehyung, why’d you have to be so slow? Now Santa owns me and I’m pretty nervous about this whole thing. I’m going to be put to work in his shop or allow a man to commit some form of adultery. 

     ... wait. you're really going to let santa      claus own you for a week as opposed      to me? i would have been the nicest      owner ever, though! but fine, if santa      becomes a problem for you, you let      let me know and i'll teach the man a      lesson or two, okay?

[sonnomai-blog]

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Noona, It's not a dress, It's a robe." He defends himself turning back to her with narrowed eyes and pursed lips, trying his hardest to hold in the laughter in result to her foul joke. "Why are you this way?"

[sonnomai-blog]

OOC: Dandere IC: Kuudere

;{ Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along. 
, Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards.

[raelvnn-blog]

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(sms → unknown) yeah? come over then and make me feel all better ;)