headcanon meme for roxy?
Headcanon A: roxy has never eaten a blueberry. they just don’t have them in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse.
Headcanon B: up until she entered the game, most of her diet consisted of pumpkins, so she isn’t quite sure what to think of most non-pumpkin foodstuffs. everything about her smells like pumpkins.
Headcanon C: for awhile, there was an elderly prospitian carapacian who took care of roxy when she was little, and roxy used to follow her around everywhere. but the prospitian was already old when she found roxy, and she died around the time roxy turned eight. in another instance of SBURB, that prospitian delivered mail on a land flowing with oil.
Headcanon D: in the new universe, roxy takes up building treehouses for awhile, having a lark and taking the time to give herself this one little taste of a childhood she never really got to have
