#jinxcast

[just-bendy]

why are you so cute??

Because I was designed that way.

[brightbluecore]

Activate I.D.S. Sleep Mode.

Intelligence Dampening Sphere now entering Sleep Mode.

[the-haunted-office]

cyrus, what are your thoughts on the bucket?

"On any given day my thoughts on the bucket are precisely zero. No thoughts on the bucket. However, since you've brought it up and I am therefore reminded of its tireless existence, I must say that the bucket is by, far, and large the worst idea I ever had. I wish the bucket would kick itself so we could all move on with our lives."

[ifnotscience-thenwhat]

glados do you know what deez are?

-@jinxcast

Ah, see. Was that so hard? Now I can answer you’re question.

No, I don’t know what deez are. What are deez?

[aperture-science-gel-supervisors]

(falls out of the bloody ceiling of all places)

hello there propulsion core

Ha ha! You think that putting a few words between parenthesis is gonna scare me? There is NO WAY, NO HOW, you’re gettin’ in her-

WHAT THE BLOODY- ?!

[sweepingashes]

I found your keys. They were in a trashcan in the computer science department. What the hell were they doing there??

Oh, shit, really? You found ‘em? Heh, it’s about TIME! I’ve been having to break down the door everytime I wanna use the closet! That door’s seen some REAL better days. Thanks for the keys, pal!

Don’t know what they were doing in a trash can, though. THAT sure ain’t where I left ‘em. But whatever!

[just-bendy]

can I give you a cookie

Well..... yeah, other people have already.

[brightbluecore]

i am rapidly approaching your exact coordinates. this is a threat.

…I-

I mean, I would prefer it. If you were. Would love to get out of here right about now, but, um… I’m guessing you don’t have a spaceship or anything like that with you. Unlikely…