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[astro-tanuki]

HELLO JOJO FANS! I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS!

I am working on a JoJo's fan part!

JoJos Bizzare Adventure: Hollow Throne

@jojos-hollowthrone

[ljs98art]

Joseph Joestar and his stand: KERMIT PURPLE

[marcys-garbage-bunker00]

someone should make a "bad stand ideas" because thatd be so fucking funny

if this post doesnt give someone ideas til wednesday im maling a new blog

[rainbowlack]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1

Word Count: 777

Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Joseph Joestar/Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli

Characters: Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency), Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa

Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, they get trapped in a submarine what the fuck more do you want, OceanGate, i may be jewish but i'm somehow going to hell for writing this

Summary: Due to a very unfortunate oversight from its manufacturer, Caesar and Joseph find themselves trapped in a tiny, uncontrolled submarine.

(thanks to @unlikecharlie for the prompt!)

[an-angel-0f-death]

Joseph Joestar is probably a misogynist, incredibly gay, died and came back to life, and crashed his own funeral. Green AVA hit a woman in AVAG, is "best friends" with Second, died and came back to life four times, and crashed his own funeral. In this essay I will

[parasitic-boyfriend-moved]

hello jojo community

[sleepy-ky]

A Jolyne from a while ago (probably around April maybe?)

[crappy-capybara]

Jojo’s Barkzarre Adventure: The Continuation

By the time you graduate, your ‘collection’ of pets has increased considerably.

A duo of rescued Labrador and Husky you fall in love with at first sight, Joseph and Caesar, are the absolute troublemakers who enjoy destroying half of your house and roughhousing each other. You can’t remember how many times you have to break up their fight over something so minor, like trying to lay their heads on your lap at the same time. Luckily, Jonathan takes the duo in quite well, and helps them get rid of all those bountiful energies.

Another addition to your house, is a little Corgi, who somehow Dio kidnaps and refuses to return. The cat carries little Giorno everywhere, and proudly teaches him how to be a cat. Sadly, Giorno seems to enjoy Jonathan’s company more than his ‘father’, which make Dio harasses the bigger Dog even more.  Not that Jonathan seems to mind though.

But even if Giorno doesn’t pay much attention to Dio, he still somehow ‘absorbs’ part of the feline’s essence, or to be more specific, his ability to slips out of the house and collects more strays for you. While Dio only gather two cats, a bird and a miniature horse (where exactly did he find this ‘Hol Horse’ you’ll never know, nor ever want to know.), Giorno seems to be more ambitious with his collections of dogs.

And then there’s a group who seems to follow you and Joseph back from the Doggy Park. Avdol the Pharaoh Hound, Ponareff the Samoyed, Jotaro the Doberman and Kakyoin the Beagle. They are very calm and collected when compares to your other pets, but still very chaotic in a way.

The same goes for Vanilla Ice, N’doul and Pet Shop, Dio’s Companions. While they stay at your house, you don’t think they see you as their friend, let alone owner. They only listen to you because Dio sends them dirty looks whenever they disobey you. They never really give or asks for affection from you. Until one day, Dio who was laying on your chest petted your stomach with his front paw, signaling the three to join him on his comfortable living pillow. The four seems to like having their ‘meetings’ on your body ever since. Hol Horse, on another hand, is a pervert. You don’t know why a horse like to rub himself all over your thighs and backsides so much. Even if he gets many injuries from your unofficial bodyguards (Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol, Ponareff and, sometimes, Joseph), he always comes back for more.

And when you decide to follow Giorno, who seems to leaves the house more often than others, you found him sitting on a throne of trash in some dark alley, surrounded by many stray cats, dogs, and even a raccoon and a skunk, as if holding a court. Some days, he also brings you some nice stuff, like a pair of very nice heels, or a silver bracelet decorated with sapphires.

You decide that, you do NOT want too know what little Corgi do in his free time.