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J Edward Khrist 

Spencer James [text] Seems like you and John had a good time the other night. How'd you do your first night away from the little one?

-October 25, 2017

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Spencer James‎ to J Edward Khrist "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

J Edward Khrist "Thanks."

Spencer James “What you do today?"

J Edward Khrist "The same thing I do everyday."

Spencer James "Decide to let me steal that baby yet?"

J Edward Khrist If the same thing I do everyday is make sweet, sweet love to the best woman on the planet. HIYO.

Spencer James "Seriously?! I'm here talking about that little angel and you are injecting TMI. You wanna hear about what I do to your brother? huh?"

J Edward Khrist I got to hear first hand what you and my fucking brother do. Every year we have proof of it too.

Spencer James "I don't want to talk about that."

J Edward Khrist Exactly.

Spencer James "So about that baby...?"

J Edward Khrist Why do you want my baby so bad?

Spencer James "Uhh because she's cute and perfect and smells like a baby and I don't have one anymore, so... yeah. You good?"

J Edward Khrist "You have two babies."

Spencer James "Nope. Not babies. They push and jump on me and try to run away. I need one that can't run yet. So yours is free, right?"

J Edward Khrist "I have a doctors appointment on Monday. Best I can do."

Spencer James "You're going to let me have your baby on Monday?!?!?!"

J Edward Khrist "Maybe. Gotta ask the missus if you're worthy."

Spencer James "MY HOUSE OR YOURS?!"

J Edward Khrist "Mine."

Spencer James "Saw that coming. But yes, yes, yes. I will babylove her. And I promise... she'll be there when you get home.... probably..."

J Edward Khrist "And if not, I will kick your husband in that junk you love so much. Choice is yours, slick."

Spencer James "Ohhhh shit. Okay. The baby will be there. PROMISE."

-September 1, 2017

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Spencer James‎ to J Edward Khrist Making her way over in the next half hour, two littles in tow, she was greeted at the door by Soph holding a little bundle of pink which Spence quickly stole after putting Rhys down to run inside with River, both boys in search of Uncle J. "Tripled security, eh?" She commented, noticing the crinkle in Soph's nose as Judas seemed to be on high alert protecting his first little one.

J Edward Khrist Mixing himself a shake in the kitchen by the time he heard the arrival at the door, he'd wait out the sound of tiny feet before stopping what he was doing. "Ug-babies!" Stopping himself as their mom would kill them as he intercepted both. Kneeling down on his knees for each hug, allowing one one arm as River got there just a moment before Rhys. Pressing a kiss to each forehead as he curled them in. "Hi, guys. I missed youse." He greeted.

Spencer James As Spence quickly took to Eden, it seems J had been attacked by the boys. Looking over to see them getting at him as best as they could, she couldn't help but laugh. "So River now knows the route to your place. I wouldn't tell them where we were off to. Five minutes in and he spilled the beans." The boy was a wonder to Spence, watching him grow up a little more every day, never knowing just how she got so lucky to be a part of any of it.

J Edward Khrist Smirking gently at River as he rubbed the little guys head. Standing back up straight. "That's crazy...that's how his dad is. Smart as all get out with weird shit like that. Directions, putting shit together but you put six letters infront of him and he's dumbfounded." He'd tease, as it was hardly a bad thing. Just a different sort of intelligence that was incredible to witness. "Get ready to see lots and lots of IKEA furniture." He warned River before walking to the counter where John's birthday present laid in an envelope.

Spencer James Her smile grew brighter as Judas spoke of the intelligence of River and John, noting the similarity and loving them both for their strengths. Holding Eden, Spence made herself at home in a place she and John had resided a short time while she was pregnant in the aftermath of something she now worried about again. Her glow was there, yet she wasn't confessing anything, though Soph kept glancing in her direction as Spencer took a seat on the sofa. "She's getting so big," she stated honestly as the little one was thriving, looking healthier each time she saw her.

J Edward Khrist Feeling River find his knee and clinging on, he'd reach down for Rhys as he walked them both into the living room. A nod to follow. "That's 'cause we feed her." He began as he handed over the envelope to her. Looking towards Rhys in his arms.

Spencer James As he offered the envelope with his arms full, she slipped one hand up to take it and place it on the sofa beside her. "You know John's going to be mad he didn't get Eden time himself," she offered, loving how that man of hers looked with a baby in his arms. "Goes soft, instantly."

J Edward Khrist "Gotta sleep sometime." He offered, knowing it was well worth it as he'd nudge his nose gently to Rhys'. Remembering River at his leg as he stole a seat in his recliner. Pulling River into his lap as well.

Spencer James Watching as both boys found a place on his lap, turning the man into a jungle gym. "Sooo, what did you get John for his birthday?" She asked, her curiosity too high to ignore.

J Edward Khrist "Season tickets for the..." Feeling River trying to climb up his shoulder to get up to the back of the chair, he held his legs. "Eagles." He'd conclude. "I got three for youse and two for us. Figure one boy could laps if all of us decide to go."

Spencer James "That's amazing. He will love it," she stayed easily as it went without question. "Miss Eden going to get to come too?" She asked, knowing he had been keeping her in since she came home and unable to imagine him taking her out just yet. "Orrrr I could babysit!"

J Edward Khrist "You're supposed to be going, genius." He pointed out, all but ready to call her a dumbass as she tried to steal his baby. "And maybe sometime...but those are meant for all youse to go."

Spencer James "I knoooow. But this baby! Someone has to be here to love her and that someone should be me," she offered, continually claiming that baby even if she sat knowing there would be another soon. "I'll take good care of her. Look at the boys," she offered as proof.

J Edward Khrist "You mean the one standing on my dick?" He asked, feeling him still pushing his feet at his lap in attempt to climb up the chair. "Or the one trying to eat my tv remote?"

Spencer James "I mean, either one, really," she offered in return as either stood as fine examples of her incredible parenting skills. Offering a beaming smile towards him, cheesing it up intentionally before her eyes would return to the little one there in her arms. "This little girl though..." she sighed, shaking her head. "How do the two of you do anything at all? Do you just sit around and stare at her all day?"

-August 28, 2017

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J Edward Khrist‎ to Spencer James [text] you gonna be around soon?

Spencer James [text] What's up?

J Edward Khrist [texts] got Johnny's birthday present.

Spencer James [text] Oh? What you get him?!?

J Edward Khrist [text] come pick it up and find out. I might even let you stare longingly at my baby.

Spencer James [text] me pick it up? Am I to bring John? And I'm not staring at your baby. I'm holding her, stealing those neck kisses, and leaving you with a used infant with less baby smell.

J Edward Khrist [text] I don't feel like leaving her. I don't want to take her out yet. The world is a dirty dish sponge of germs...and I'd rather you leave big ugly at home to sleep and bring little uglies.

Spencer James [text] STOP SAYING THAT SHIT. IM OMW.

J Edward Khrist [text] uglies.

Spencer James [text] 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

-August 28, 2017

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Spencer James "It's been a long time since I used a human body as a pin cushion for a knife... Hmm... now sounds pretty good. Johnny, thank J Edward Khrist."

-August 20, 2017

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J Edward Khrist with Spencer James. -sings under his breath; Every John is just the same. I'm sick of their city games. I crave a real wild man, I'm strung out on John James...

Spencer James "I'm strung out on John James too."

J Edward Khrist "You know, Spence...I'm starting to wonder. You find a wig in that man's closet and you let me know."

Spencer James "What you talking about, Judas?"

J Edward Khrist "That song definitely says John James."

Spencer James "You suggesting that John used to fuck your ex?"

J Edward Khrist "I'm not saying anything."

Spencer James Grumbles.

J Edward Khrist Dimpled smirk. "You wound up with the right brother with all that jealousy, y'know."

Spencer James "Wound up with the right brother with all that everything," she reminded him as there was no doubt in her mind, nor had there been since the moment she laid eyes on John James. "He had this whole mysterious thing going on. Lured my ass right in. Best after party I've ever been to."

J Edward Khrist "You're right." He stated honestly, aggressively shaking his blender bottle which looked wrong in itself. "Yeah, he's a good dude. Just been taking care of everyone his whole life."

Spencer James As he mixed his drink, she found herself curious. "You ever going to be able to sit down and have a burger and fries?" she asked, no hesitation or class in the matter as they'd been around one another far too long for such formalities.

J Edward Khrist "That's what I want to know." He returned quickly as he kept shaking to grind out the lumps. "Then again, you and yours eat enough for every man, woman and child in Philadelphia so maybe it's for the best..."

Spencer James "Are you calling me fat?"

J Edward Khrist "You and John are fat fucks."

Spencer James "You just fucking called me fat! I'm going to tell your wife on you!"

J Edward Khrist "Watching you eat makes /my/ stomach hurt."

Spencer James Lifts her burger and takes a long, big bite, chewing with her mouth open intentionally.

J Edward Khrist Watches her with a shake of his head, flipping over his bottle with his middle finger to make a showing of it.

Spencer James As she swallows the bite, she starts to laugh, nearly choking herself before she manages to get control of it once again. "You're an ass," she reminded him. "Where's that baby of yours? I need a fix."

J Edward Khrist "Swallow, Spence..." he advised, hearing her mentioning his baby without mentioning her own. "I don't know, where are your uglies?"

Spencer James Nearly choking again at him telling her to swallow, swallowing both her bite as well as her joke all at the same time. "My kids aren't fucking ugly!" she quickly defended, hating when he said that. "Probably trashing your living room," she stated honestly as they both were getting more and more adventurous these days. "How do you not know where your baby is?!"

J Edward Khrist "I guess the same place as your uglies." He insisted, knowing where his baby was the entire time as she was, after all, a baby and there were only so many places she could be.

Spencer James "You're just plain mean," she accused, getting up from where she'd been eating that burger, taking another overly exaggerated bite before venturing off to find his little one who no doubt was in her husband's arms as he was sure to be getting a fix of his own.

J Edward Khrist Sticking his tongue out at her as she got up, letting her off as he had quite the way of clearing the room now days. Lips to his bottle before he went to find one of his ugly nephews.

Spencer James Finding the little one right where she'd predicted, it wouldn't take much convincing to steal her from her uncle's arms. She'd waited entirely too long since her last visit with the little one, getting her fill now as she found the curve of the infant's neck and swarmed her with tiny kisses as she stole her scent.

-August 20, 2017

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Spencer James "This baby fever is gonna be a problem..."

J Edward Khrist "Don't sniff her."

Spencer James "Definitely going to sniff her."

J Edward Khrist "Do not."

Spencer James "I am going to and you can't stop me."

J Edward Khrist "No sniffing allowed."

Spencer James "We let you sniff ours!!"

J Edward Khrist "I can't get pregnant!"

Spencer James "I'm trying to get pregnant!!"

J Edward Khrist "You can't use my baby's smell like that."

Spencer James "I'm definitely going to. Sorry not sorry."

-July 10, 2017

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Spencer James "Looks like I'll be getting my baby fix first thing tomorrow morning at the hospital loving on my niece!! Congratulations J Edward Khrist & Sophia James!"

J Edward Khrist #ourgeneticsdiewithusclub

Spencer James "I need photos, Uncle J. Or is it Daddy J now? Either way. PICTURES."

-June 28, 2017