Johnny William
Graduated from pancakes straight into crepes.

Spencer James
"I love this boy."
Johnny William
"You should, he's all yours."
Spencer James
"That mess though."
Johnny William
"Is also all yours."
Spencer James
“Uh, I think the mess part is definitely… okay, yeah, it’s me."
Johnny William
"Gotta take the whole package."
Spencer James
Leans in to whisper in his ear quietly. "I'll take the whole package."
Spencer James
Eyes him, surprised as she returns to her previous position. "Okay then. I won't."
Johnny William
Brows rise as he had been kidding. "Well, fine then."
Spencer James
"Uh huh," she returns, picking up her fork once more. "Oh, and one more thing? Your wife isn't sexy."
Johnny William
"How do you figure?" Head tilts.
Spencer James
Brings a bite to her lips, shrugging her shoulders. "I know so."
Johnny William
"How though?"
Spencer James
"She's not. She's got no game at all whatsoever. She generally smells like whatever her children have spilled on her that day. And she's a bit of a klutz when she's trying to be provocative."
Johnny William
"So that's not sexy? How do you know what I find sexy?"
Spencer James
Places her fork down, her interest sparked. "What do you find sexy?"
Johnny William
"I guess..." giving it a thought over, his lips briefly puckering. "A woman who is comfortable enough in herself where it doesn't always have to be done up to the nines. A girl who knows she's hot in sweats. Someone whose strong and gives in and submits because she wants to. Not because it comes naturally. A smart ass with a mouth. Someone who loves her family with her entire essence. A nice ass helps."
Spencer James
Listening as he spoke, she couldn't help the smile that formed at her corners of her mouth, lowering her head as though to hide it, but there simply was no hiding it. "I think you might be a little off in the part about knowing she's hot in sweats," she admitted as the rest seemed true enough. Reaching over, her hand took his, her eyes lifting but a moment later. "I love you, John James of South Philly."
Johnny William
Fingers at his toast as he takes a large bite, shaking his head. "You know you rock those things. You stick your ass out in 'em." He accused.
Spencer James
"I don't know if I'd say that," she offered, drawing her hand back a moment later to find her fork once again. "I'm glad you still find your wife sexy though," she confessed easily. "Because she still finds you... well... let's just say she's /really/ looking forward to nap time today."
Johnny William
"Don't know how she ever found me sexy in the first place. Unplanned miracles." Mouthful of toast as he chewed.
Spencer James
"From the moment she saw you," she confessed easily, recalling that portion of the night a little too easily as it had been hard to forget.
Johnny William
Shaking his head as he still didn't understand. Dull in the shadow of his brothers light as he always had been.
Spencer James
Shaking her head in return, knowing he'd never understand, as the man was anything but dull and there was a light in him that would forever be brighter than anything his brother put off.
Johnny William
"I'll never be sure of what you saw and why but..." he continued, setting down his toast so his fork could find his scrapple. "I'm thankful you did."
Spencer James
"And I'm thankful that you gave a twisted cop a chance, even when you could have gotten rid of her as soon as the heat was off," she returned as they both had a part in this and it had never been one sided. Flashing him a smile as she leaned back from her plate, knowing by now not to overdo it or she'd find herself puking through that naptime she was so looking forward to.
Johnny William
Eyeing her full plate of food that he'd no doubt be asking if she was going to finish. A chunk of scrapple on his fork, a shake of his head. "Nope. Told you, liked the way her ass looked in sweats too much."
Spencer James
"Did it allll for the ass," she concluded, shaking her head. "I see you, John James." Lifting her hand, she pushed her plate over towards him, calling it quits as she rose from her seat to go pour another cup of the pathetic excuse for coffee she was stuck drinking for the time being.
Johnny William
"Love some ass." He stated honestly, watching as reached out to grip up the woman's ass as she got some coffee. Long arms having an advantage.
Spencer James
Feeling his hand there as she made her way to the countertop, the temptation to stay in that grip was never far away, but two little boys made it to where she couldn't give into every temptation and whim that came her way. "Be careful, Mister James, or I might move naptime up," she offered, to which both boys seemed to stop what they were doing at the repeated mention of naps which they were in no way ready for.
Johnny William
Laughing softly as he drew his hand gently up her midback. "I'm going to laugh on the day one of them grips your ass." He stated, knowing he was hardly subtle about his affections.
Spencer James
"I'm going to bust your ass the day one of them does," she threatened in return, a smirk there to her lips as she poured herself another cup of not-so-coffee. Turning around, leaning against the counter, she stole his ability to grip her ass for the moment as she brought the liquid there to her lips.
Johnny William
"Yeah, okay." Ready to see her try as she enjoyed her decaf. Finishing up his scrapple on his own plate.
Spencer James
Knowing well that it wouldn't happen, though it had sounded good enough to her in the moment. As he returned to his scrapple, she leaned into his ear, keeping her voice quiet once again. "I'll let you beat mine in about two hours," she offered before innocently returning to her seat at the table, sipping her coffee as he finished with his own plate.
Johnny William
Feeling her at his ear, lips tightening in a John James way of smiling. Eyes finding hers as she sat back down. "How's the decaf treating you?"
Spencer James
"Oh, it's absolutely delicious," she lied, laying it on thick as she offered a slight smile there beyond it as the price was well worth the prize in her mind, even if she was drinking it like water this morning to try to find some effect from it.
Johnny William
"Mmm..." reading her sarcasm as his own coffee mug was filled with chocolate milk and was equally useful.
Spencer James
Meeting his eyes as he hummed in response to her, taking another long sip from within, though it would never be quite satisfying enough. "How's your milk treating you?" she asked in return, letting off a yawn there behind her hand.
Johnny William
"Good." He answered honestly, watching her yawn as he attempted not to but gave in. Yawning himself.
Spencer James
Eyeing the attempt at a resisted yawn with a smirk, knowing such a thing never could be resisted as it was simply the way it worked. "Long night, Mister James?" she teased, knowing his night had been long, as had his morning been, thanks to the sexual drive of his wife's that came along with pregnancy.
Johnny William
"Always." He answered simply, ready to go head first into the table as he focused himself on finishing his food.
Spencer James
"How about you finish my breakfast there and then go get a few hours sleep," she offered, eyes glancing to the two minions on the other side of the table. "The littles and I have a Paw Patrol marathon planned, directly followed by snacks and then I'll be up for that nap as well," she offered, though her version of a nap with him in the bedroom with her rarely ever meant she'd actually rest, nor would he.
Johnny William
"Deal." Not in the position to argue as he felt the tiredness in his eyes even. Fatigue wearing over him as the weekend had spoiled him. Finishing up both plates a minute later.
Spencer James
Once he'd finished both plates, she was quick to stand up and take both to the sink where she'd manage them during the Paw Patrol marathon the moment it got to be too much. Returning there to the man's side, her kiss was to the side of his neck as her arms draped against his chest. "Would you like to sleep through naptime?" she asked, giving him the option as she didn't want him to be further spent than he was now, especially not for her own selfish desires.
Johnny William
Feeling her find his neck and chest as he shook his head gently. "A few hours should do me good but...if I'm too hard to get up." Knowing the phrasing was all wrong on that but meaning if he was out then she might want to leave him.
Spencer James
Humming her response there to the side of his neck, she understood just the same. "Get some rest," she whispered, finally drawing back, deciding then and there that she would just let the man sleep for once.
Johnny William
"I'm serious, Spence." He stated, not wanting her to just let him sleep if he have been easy to get up.
Spencer James
Nodding her head, she'd agree to it easy enough. "I'll see you in a few hours," she offered.