#joannahunts

[musamulta-a]

@joannahunts​

“You haven’t seen a wolf around, have you? It’s about the size of... of a big wolf?” Describing a dire wolf to people was much more difficult after fantasy exaggerated everything about them. They really weren’t too much bigger than modern wolves.

[timemovesonandon]

@joannahunts​

He had done his chore for the night by showing up and posing for the cameras. Making a big show of how the Avengers support cleaning up the devastation that happened on their watch. They were a disaster movie and he had really felt that tonight. He had felt something else too and it wasn't flattering.

It had been months since Faith left and though they remained friends he just wasn't the type of guy who got over a big love in no time, flat. He thought he had his emotions under control but when he'd seen her with Banner, and how happy she looked hanging on his arm... Steve wasn't ready for it. He cut his check to the foundation and found a back exit to avoid the reporters and fans. There would be a conversation about it, maybe some examination into why he was so prone to fixation but it wouldn’t be tonight.

[thatslayer]

Vampires of New York || Jo & Faith

@joannahunts​

          "Quiet tonight." snap, crunch-crunch. Yeah, quiet, except for Faith's bag of mini pretzels and her actual lack of grace. She's getting used to New York, the constant calamity of noise. The buzz and hum of the city. It's making her careless. Well, more careless, if such a beast exists. Still, a pretty girl making noise in an alley? Vamp bait.

                     Bringing a hot little blonde with you? Better than bait. Vampire catnip. One of the few things Faith misses about patrolling with Buffy. Actually, the only thing she misses about patrolling with Buffy. 

She offers the tiny bag to Jo as they walk, giving their surroundings a slow, shallow scan. Looks a little confused but it doesn't make it to her voice, "Didn't know if you'd be up for the Slay. Heard all the Harvelle's up and retired. What's up with that?"

[punishmentismyjob]

Accidentally Falling

@joannahunts​ continued from [ HERE ].

The commotion of the man hauling in the floor cleaner caused the Devil to stir and he lifted his head, “Well, dropped where we fell, have we? Let’s head upstairs to a proper bed.”

Lucifer stood up and scooped Jo up, knowing that she was a slower starter than he, and carried her up to the lift. He hit the button for the penthouse and asked, “Coffee or rather just head back to sleep?”

[maryswaywardson]

“When I p i c t u r e

myself

h a p p y, it’s with

you.”

Indie Dean Winchester & Jo Harvelle

Loved by: Mrs. Deathless & Gwen

[optimisticyellowcrayon]

[[When you end up low-key shipping something almost right away.]]

[casualtyarchive]

there was a small celebration in the local park. The kids wanted to go. And Bob had been adamant in staying at home while Linda and the kids went off to join the other people in what he thought was a stupid celebration. Some sort of extension to Lobsterfest yet again. Or something. He couldn’t be that sure anymore, considering that he’d just emptied the flask of alcohol Linda had bought for herself in his boredom trying to look for them in the crowd. His head a little groggy and there’s a bit of a lurch in his step that he barely notices stepping on someone’s foot until they’re shoving at his shoulder lightly in aggravation. The mustachioed restauranter spinning around and only to see what he thought was Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. “ Patrick Swayze! I thought you died! “ Without even breaking eye contact with the man, he elbowed lightly the nearest person to him and turned towards them, sucking the flash dry before speaking, in a vain effort to wet his lips. “ Hey! Hey! Look  — it’s Patrick Swayze.  You should dance with him. “  ——— @joannahunts .

[sheriffofsiouxfalls]

@joannahunts No one asked for this but stole it from Hocus Pocus Meme and added:

“It says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” Jody shook her head. “Someone got their lore twisted around.”