#joanofaardvark

[dekallarmigsolsken]

literally the best day ever. i got to cry in front of everyone i know and eat cake with my best friend!!!! @joanofaardvark

[dekallarmigsolsken]

Please please please, even if it's tiny, can you send a prayer or a good vibe or whatever you've got to my fiancé. He's in the ER again and in a whole lot of pain. His url is joanofaardvark if you'd like to send him a happy message. He sure needs it right now.

[princessofmind]

Me: *browsing spotify* Why was Jeff listening to a song called "Get Busy"?

Kas: I wonder why.

Me: Do you-

Kas: It's because he's horny.

Me: He's always horny.

Kas: He has like, two defining character traits-

Me: Being horny and drums.

Kas: YES.

[dekallarmigsolsken]

Oh man oh man! Five things that make me happy are... 1. Being productive! I love the feeling of accomplishment. 2. Miela. She's this little kinkajou at a pet store I visit often. She's knows the sound of my voice now and she's such a beautiful little baby. 3. My bä💛 He always knows what to say, and he is so supportive of what I do. He's so good at loving me. 4. My little fish agent swimmy! He's a betta and probably knows more about me than a lot of other people. 5. My parents. They do a lot for me, and don't get the credit they deserve. I hope you guys can do this!!!

[dekallarmigsolsken]

I know what I'm about, and that is nice cars, big asses, and pretty sunsets. And puppies. Always puppies.

[princessofmind]

> posts selfie to Instagram > "like my selfie, affirm my existence" I say to Kas > checks Instagram to see if anyone has liked it > the first like is my brother > "not YOU jeff"

[dekallarmigsolsken]

I’m here. I’m queer. I need a refill.