#joefro

[ofalltheginjoints]

“It’s clearly a Slash reference and I’m like, are you guys like… is everyone just dumb? But you know what? Things have gotten dumber, so.”

Happy Birthday Joe Trohman!

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

that one pic of patrick sitting in joe’s lap always kills because patrick is just sort of sitting there casually...and joe’s holding him casually...and patrick’s tummy and sides must be so soft and squishy for joe to have his arms around...and he’s gotta be hella warm and fuzzy...and joe looks like perfection and jesus...i just love that picture

[ofalltheginjoints]

High Crimes The Damned Things

2019 | limited ed. “bone vinyl” 1,200 worldwide

click for hq

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

i got the urge to send this to a patrick blog sorry

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DONT BE SORRY THIS IS GOLD

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

he cant even fucking see 

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

fall out boy as ts4 simmers

patrick: makes sims for the sole purpose of giving them happy, productive lives but micromanages the crap out of them. has to keep joe away from his computer after the time he took a quick break and came back to see half his sims drowning in the pool. likes to play vanilla except for the master controller mods. always makes his sims live in the spice market district of san myshuno for the food stalls. waits until the DLCs go on sale to buy them, still picky about which ones he buys because of the price and whether or not the content is worth it even though he’s literally a rock star.

andy: likes to do different challenges. did the legacy challenge three times without getting bored. gets really attached to his sims and goes into his screenshots occasionally to remember each generation that’s passed. mad because the fitness stuff pack doesn’t have weights but has a stupid rock climbing wall. always compares ts4 to ts3. hates everything EA does, but still buys all of the DLCs because “what’s the point of having the game if you don’t buy everything for it?”

joe: makes weird sims that look like they came fresh out of the randomize button then proceeds to make their lives a living hell. kills sims just to see all the ghost types. asks himself things like “how many sims can i trap and burn at once within a sim day?” breeds randomly generated townies with each other on a quest to complete the ultimate uglacy challenge. once made hilariously distorted versions of the guys using the increased slider range mod while making himself look perfectly normal. gave himself a big bird beak nose to satisfy patrick when he complained.

pete: spends 3 hours downloading a ton of custom content before spending another 4 hours in create a sim. goes through an endless cycle of playing a save game for two days then restarting because he’s bored. constantly has issues with mod conflicts and outdated mods because he has more pieces of custom content than there are people on earth. bought the deluxe edition of the game, buys all the DLCs at full price even when they’re crap. 

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

in case u didnt know- even though you really should- today is a SPECIAL FUCKING DAY and we all must celebrate, for it marks the 33rd year since were were graciously provided with a man named joke troham (thnks @stumpypositivity), king of the twitter shitposts and the joe stanning part of my heart, despite us not deserving him one bit. thanks for existing my dude

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

a tiny cutie