#joetta

[theprehistoricrealm]

She finally arrived! Tommy’s newest friend finally arrived!

Presenting Joetta - a vintage Dankin plush JP velociraptor I bought on eBay. She’s just like the one I had (and then sadly lost) as a child.

Personality-wise she’s a Cancer (based on her unboxing day) who comes to us from NYC. She’s a little confused and anxious, but my custom made raptor, Tom (a European Gemini) has been tasked with being her adoptive big brother and helping her acclimate to her new home. Even though he looks a little more scientifically accurate, he’s overjoyed at the idea of getting to spend time with Jo, as am I.

And I’m sure in time Jo will come to love us both as much as we love her!

[pianoprincessfemme]

((😑 sometimes I feel like she’s that one bitch.))

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((Remade joetta~))

[pianoprincessfemme]

(The queen bitch)

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((Bridie and Joetta fighting in the college AU))

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Facts about Joetta

1: Joetta is the boss of sillyvision and papa, mama, belle, and henreitta. 2: Joetta is a savage, sassy, strong, and independent woman. 3: Joetta is henreitta’s best friend. 4: Joetta likes sweaters. 5: Joetta is naturally EXTRA THICC and beautiful. 6: Joetta is single. 7: Joetta’s favorite color is violet. 8: Joetta has black hair, creamy white skin, a nice body, pretty black eyes, black eye-shadow, full pink succ lips, and black thigh boots with a purple sweater dress and wears glasses. 9: Joetta is demisexual. 10: Joetta likes a man who’s successful, powerful, independent, and a good person. 11: Joetta is often seen as a stern woman and a bitch. 12: Joetta is 27 years old. 13: Joetta is inhuman. 14: Joetta has powers. 15: Joetta’s powers are telepathy, telekinesis, and psychokinesis 16: Joetta is often known for dark magic. 17: Joetta is a communist. 18: Joetta is greek. 19: Joetta likes drawing, helping henreitta, reading, and helping around the studio. 20: Joetta is a feminist.

[pianoprincessfemme]

(The sassy bitch is looking good~)

[pianoprincessfemme]

(Introducing henreitta’s boss, joetta, the sassy bitch~♡)