The Prehistoric Realm

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[fossilsandfeathers]

COMMISSIONS OPEN

Fellow rp’ers — I need money for bills + minor medical costs!

So I’m offering to make hand drawn icons of your muse. This is a chance to have your muse uniquely and artistically rendered in a one of a kind icon!

(as in pencil on paper + scanned in and digitally colored, like the examples below)

Universal icon size = 250px X 250px

Line art = $5

Line art + flat digital color = $8

Line art + detailed digital color = $10

Line art + irl watercolor = $15

I can do animals, people, mythical creatures and monsters too!

Payment on PayPal, send me a private message if ur interested or have questions!

[cazzylimerence]

Here’s my latest creation — Francis the raptor! He’s 46 inches long, smells like honey and if you squeeze his arm he hoots! He’ll be available on Etsy shortly… #dinosaur #dinosaurs #velociraptor #raptor #dromeosaur #theropod #paleoart #paleo #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #crafts #sewing #plush #plushie #paleoplushie https://www.instagram.com/p/By08vZzFp0J/?igshid=19m8lbum46alx

[tomhiddleslove]

[theprehistoricrealm]

[cazzylimerence]

Raptor Plush Commissions – 3 slots available!

(as of Feb 25 2019)

I’m a bit hard up for cash and there a bills looming, so I’m opening up raptor plush commissions :3

Reply (or reblog and comment) on this post with (((“your username”: “what style and size of raptor you want))). I’ll randomly select 3 names, make the commissions list Friday March 1st, and then start Saturday March 2nd.

Likes/reblogs to boost are fine <3 though it doesn’t count as entering the pool unless you reply or comment in a reblog like shown. I am accepting names until midnight Thursday Feb 28th.

At the moment I’m only doing raptors, but I’ll likely open up custom dino commissions in the future if this one goes well :3

Available raptor sizes:

**SMALL**

2.5 feet (33 inches)

6-8 weeks to make

price = $90

optional extras (voice box with real-bird dino roar) = $15

**BIG**

3.5 feet (33 inches)

8-10 weeks to make

price = $225

optional extras (voice box with real-bird dino roar) = $15

Available raptor styles:

Fabrics Used:

How it works:

I am doing this through Etsy, so once the list is posted I’ll contact you through Tumblr PM and send you a link to your Etsy listing. You’ll need to pay half the price in advance. I’ll talk details with you about your commission and send updates throughout, that way I can make sure you’re getting exactly what you want. Then, once I’ve finished your raptor, I’ll send you photos of it. You’ll then pay the remainder of the price and I’ll mail the raptor out to you.

So yeah, if you want your own cuddly little jurassic death-bird to snuggle with, here’s your chance to get one! :D

[theprehistoricrealm]

LOOK WHAT I MADE!!!

A nearly 2ft raptor stuffy with moveable arms and a voice box that roars! Took me around 1 month to complete, done mostly by hand, made of faux fur and minky with a gemstone necklace, scent-insert, and her roar is an eagle call.

I am so freaking proud of myself! 

(ps: her name is Felicia, and she is my hubbys new cuddle buddy ❤ )

[theprehistoricrealm]

Red-Winged Velociraptor Plush (Rudolph)

MEET RUDOLPH – the red-winged raptor! • He’s completely hand-sewn • He’s made out of super soft minky and 100% polyester faux rab

Just a reminder - this little guy is totally still for sale!

[theprehistoricrealm]

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom – Adoption AU

Following the chaotic events of the first Jurassic World film, the park has no choice but to close down. However, rather than humanely destroy or abandon the park’s many dinosaurs 

what if the powers-at-be elected to put a special program in place – one which allowed old employees and even members of the public to voluntarily adopt the dinosaurs instead?

You could apply in person or online, and if you met the list of criteria (see below) you would be allowed to adopt up to five JW dinosaurs of your choosing. You would also be given a small monthly stipend, access to your own on-call JW vet, a variety of helpful enrichment items, and all the dietary supplements their dinosaur requires, including a steady supply of lysine.

You must meet all six criteria to qualify for adoption:

1. Be well-educated on the specific dinosaur(s) you wish to adopt (must pass a complex written test before you can adopt) 2. Undergo a personality evaluation which involves meeting with the dinosaur(s) you wish to adopt (in order to determine if they respond well to you / you to them) 3. Have the funds to take adequate care of the dinosaur(s) you wish to adopt (prove financial stability and have good credit) 4. Have the right environment to safely house the dinosaur(s) you wish to adopt (have enough room, shelter, security/fencing, etc.) 5. Sign a written contract promising not to re-sell or breed the dinosaur(s) you wish to adopt 6. Be willing to continue to train your dinosaur(s) and ensure they stay tame and safe 7. Most importantly, you must ensure your dinosaur(s) is/are equipped with a wireless tracking device at all times **NOTE: You will be held personally responsible in the event of a DINOSAUR ESCAPE

[theprehistoricrealm]

MEET RUDOLPH – the red-winged raptor!

Took me all of November, but I finally “hatched” a holiday-themed raptor! And unlike the last one, this one is UP FOR ADOPTION!!! Just in time for the gift-giving season, too ;P

Couple of things about Rudolph:

• He’s completely hand-sewn (I don’t yet own a machine, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed for xmas)

• He’s made out of super soft minky and 100% polyester faux rabbit fur, and stuffed with Poly-fil

• His eyes are plastic safety-eyes

• He’s about the size of a small house-cat (see photo below of me holding him)

• He comes from a smoke-free, pet-free house

• He’s the 3rd raptor stuffy I’ve ever produced – so while he isn’t precisely perfect, he is one-of-a-kind and possessing of a pretty unique charm (at least in my opinion)

• While he doesn’t have a shiny red nose, he does come with a little red bow and acorn-bell (the Santa hat in the pictures is, I’m afraid, part of a rented costume and not included)

• He’s also got a sugary-sweet-scented inset from Build-A-Bear – so he smells quite festive!

• AND he’s got a VOICE BOX too! That way, if you give him a squeeze in just the right way, he responds with a cute little dinosaur chirp! (actually the call of a sandhill crane)

If you’d like to adopt Rudolph, you can find him here, on my newly-opened Etsy shop. 

JUST BE AWARE that Rudolph’s current price is $75, but the shipping isn’t included so he might cost more depending on where he’s traveling to. Rudolph is also currently the only raptor up for adoption. But rest assured – I do have plans to put more ready-made raptors up for adoption in the future, provided I can find the time to “hatch” them. My goal is one raptor a month – again, provided the timing works out. ALSO – if you’d be interested in adopting a raptor in the future feel free to let me know. Interest motivates me a ton, you have no idea! :3

[theprehistoricrealm]

Another quick study of my dinosaur muse, raptor!Tom :3 

I love the idea of Tom acting as a companion animal in the way dogs and roosters do. 

[theprehistoricrealm]

Just so you’re all aware...

I am totally working on another little raptor plushie for Dinovember!!!

(Actually, I’ve been working on him since Nov 1st, but I decided not to post a day-to-day update since I’m sewing him completely by hand and it’s a fairly slow process.)

Anyway, I’ll be putting this one up for adoption once it’s done (probably / hopefully before Dec 1st – just in time for gift giving). So keep an eye out for my next post! 

[theprehistoricrealm]

PRESENTING – another hand-sewn raptor for y’all!

This one is sort of fall-themed. He’s about the size of a small cat, and made out of minky and faux rabbit fur (with sharpie marker for the subtle stripes on the tail). Took me over a month to finish, but was well worth it. I love the way he turned out! Very mischievous-looking, very rascally. I worked extra hard on him. I gave him a little bow and acorn-bell, plus a lavender-scented insert from Build-A-Bear (so he’ll smell nice).

He even has a voice box. That way, if you give him a squeeze, he responds with a cute little dinosaur chirp! (actually the call of a sandhill crane)

Any ideas for what I ought to call him? And would anybody be interested in buying/adopting him, or others like him?

Let me know :3

[theprehistoricrealm]

Just a few quick expression studies of my dinosaur muse, Tom (aka raptor!Tom) – my floppy, feathery boi!

[theprehistoricrealm]

Jurassic World Fantasy AU

The Bones Of Dragons

Using the bones of long-buried dragon-like creatures, master sorcerer and noted necromancer John Hammond manages to resurrect living, breathing dinosaurs. Nearly three decades later, his stunning magical legacy lives on in the form of The Kingdom of Long Claw, a utopian society filled with dinosaurs, nearly all of which have been hypnotized into obedience by Hammond’s apprentice-turned-sucsessor, Henry Wu.

When Wu’s hypnotic control over the dragons suddenly begins to break down, however, the kingdom is plunged into bloody chaos. It’s up to residents Alan Grant, Owen Grady and Claire Dearing to restore order.

[theprehistoricrealm]

Presenting ... GRAHAM!

The hand-stitched dromeosaur I made out of minky fabric and felt for my nephew.

I used a modified version of this awesome pattern to build him. Took me over a month because I worked sparaodically (and also because life likes to interrupt me with random chaos... like, a lot...).

Although I’m aware of his flaws, I’m actually really happy with how he turned out – especially for a first try. Plus, now I know what (and what not) to do for the next one I make. And I will be making more, trust me.

Speaking of WILL – I named him after FBI criminal profiler Will Graham because I was binging NBCs Hannibal at the time I finished him. And like Everybody’s Favorite Hannibal Character, he’s small and wide-eyed and a little oddly put together but absolutely amazing nevertheless. 😊

[rppanda]

Ask my Muse about their lives!

What does your bedroom look like?

What do you wear to bed?

Favorite breakfast?

What color’s your toothbrush?

How do you like your work space?

How often do you get in touch with friends and family?

Favorite holiday memory?

Do you have a scar? If so, how’d you get it?

First crush?

Did you believe in cooties when you were younger?

How did your parents treat you growing up?

What color’s your underwear?

What’s the worst grounding you got as a child?

First curse word you’ve said?

First friend?

First enemy?

Small hobbies for free time?

Ideal life?

Do you want kids?

Do you like video games?

What’s your comfort spot?

What kind of music do you like?

Largest amount of pain you’ve ever felt?

Biggest heartbreak?

Have you ever tried parkour?

[theprehistoricrealm]

I’m in the mood for some character development / writing exercise. So who wants to ask my muse Tom (the dromeosaur) some questions?

Come on now, people, don’t be shy. He’s very eager to talk about himself. As most dinosaurs are...

[theprehistoricrealm]

Okay, so I came up with this idea for a Jurassic Park / Jurassic World AU fic … 

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“In The Way Of Dogs & Cheetahs” (Jurassic World AU):

Set some twenty years after the events of Jurassic Park, the dinosaur-themed luxury resort  has re-opened as Jurassic World. Only this time steps have been taken to ensure not only the public’s safety and happiness – but that of the genetically engineered dinosaurs as well. Advanced fences, shock collars, hormonal population-control treatments, enrichment activities, better diet, and pavlovian conditioning have all been implemented to help the dinosaurs behave safely around guests and staff. Even the deadly velociraptors that nearly destroyed the previous park have been rendered safe thanks to a revised breeding process – one which allowed them to keep their original, featherless appearances, but at a scaled-down level. 

Now, these newer, tamer, turkey-sized raptors are the highlight of Jurassic World, performing show tricks, hunting in front of live crowds, and even racing dirt-bikes ridden by high-paying guests. However, when Jurassic World’s star raptor – a third generation female named Kim  – begins to display tendencies alarmingly similar to depression, an experimental, scientifically-accurate Deinonychus named Randy is given the task of providing her with emotional support.

But what happens when super-intelligent Randy determines the cause of Kim’s psychological problems to be her stress-filled life at the park? Will he allow her to be subjected to the park’s most intense safety protocol – a brainwashing technique known only as Regulation – all for the sake of maintaining a steady profit? Or will he go against his own mental conditioning and help her escape Jurassic World?

(Should I write this? Would anybody read it, do you think???)

[theprehistoricrealm]

So I’ve been going through a bad patch lately. To help me get through it I’ve decided to expand on the idea above. Meaning I’m totally gonna write it. But since I’m still too unorganized to start writing it like I want to, I’ll do the next best thing and draw up some concept art/sketches (because art is theraputic, and so is recieving praise from strangers in the internet...)

Anyway, here’s the first of what will hopefully be many sketches, based on this post (from one of my favourite sci-fi movies). Featuring my muses Tom as Randy and Jo as Kim:

[theprehistoricrealm]

Okay, so I came up with this idea for a Jurassic Park / Jurassic World AU fic . . . 

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“In The Way Of Dogs & Cheetahs” (Jurassic World AU):

Set some twenty years after the events of Jurassic Park, the dinosaur-themed luxury resort  has re-opened as Jurassic World. Only this time steps have been taken to ensure not only the public’s safety and happiness – but that of the genetically engineered dinosaurs as well. Advanced fences, shock collars, hormonal population-control treatments, enrichment activities, better diet, and pavlovian conditioning have all been implemented to help the dinosaurs behave safely around guests and staff. Even the deadly velociraptors that nearly destroyed the previous park have been rendered safe thanks to a revised breeding process – one which allowed them to keep their original, featherless appearances, but at a scaled-down level. 

Now, these newer, tamer, turkey-sized raptors are the highlight of Jurassic World, performing show tricks, hunting in front of live crowds, and even racing dirt-bikes ridden by high-paying guests. However, when Jurassic World’s star raptor – a third generation female named Kim  – begins to display tendencies alarmingly similar to depression, an experimental, scientifically-accurate Deinonychus named Randy is given the task of providing her with emotional support.

But what happens when super-intelligent Randy determines the cause of Kim’s psychological problems to be her stress-filled life at the park? Will he allow her to be subjected to the park’s most intense safety protocol – a brainwashing technique known only as Regulation – all for the sake of maintaining a steady profit? Or will he go against his own mental conditioning and help her escape Jurassic World?

(Should I write this? Would anybody read it, do you think???)