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I’m so happy that Slenderverse is a different universe than Creepypasta because imagine being haunted and mentally tortured by a eldritch being and finding out he has a foster home for mentally ill teens

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You got any HABIT headcanons?

Habit Headcanons

(tw: talk of cannibalism, mentions of violence)

Ok so let's start off with saying Habit is feral. Like he probably has rabies and not the haha funny kind. Like full on demon of a man. HE ATE A BABY

Bro was all about them baby back ribs and Jeff kabobs I don't think he a normal guy.

In that sense however he’s a very sadistic and sociopathic being that extends past our little human minds.

He can heal Evan’s body at will throughout the series, so I'd like to believe that this guy has done things off camera that we haven't seen.

I can bet a total of… three dollars and 57 cents that he acts like Bill from “Gravity Falls” but when he's possessing Dipper. Like this demon has zero social understanding unless it's to destroy society.

That being said let's think of some more positive headcanons (if that's possible)

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I like to think that he has a huge sweet tooth, not just for Reese’s but any chocolate. Hershey, KitKats, and even chocolate bunnies.

Unlike Evan, he’s a big junk food enthusiast, Wendy’s and McDonald’s and this man is scarfing them down with no care in the world.

Genuinely, on god, Habit believes that Salsa is a smoothie because “all vegetables are fruit or berries anyways” he really doesn't care about anything with nutritional value.

Habit is definitely more possessive than he lets on, not just being possessive over a human but anything. We see this with the table of weapons etc.

So my thought is that Habit has a soft spot for gifts. I mean he is technically a demonic force and what deity doesn’t like a few gifts every once in a while?

But this dude is demanding when it comes to gifts, if he doesn't like it he’ll be able to tell you nicely and gently that he doesn't like his gift.

I mean you might end up tied up with a purple bow and thrown off a nearby bridge but hey. Kinda comes with the package of trying to be thoughtful to a demon with a crappy appetite and a bad attitude that reflects a discord mod that listens to Frank Sinatra

I like to think that habit is much more powerful in the Candleverse than he lets on. Yeah, he can teleport himself and others in this universe I like to think he can also navigate and change the universe more thoroughly.

Nearly a god in this universe compared to the others, can just click his fingers to make things appear but where’s the fun in that? The best part is getting hands-on with the experience when it comes to him.

So that’s why he just keeps a table of weapons and goes to drive-thrus. It's just how he is. A confusing mess of chaos and calamity matoty shoved into a five-foot-tall college boy.

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I fully believe that Cody (aka X-Virus) absolutely loves zombie movies. I wanna say that watching them is what actually made him start with his whole virus hyperfixation.

This guy’s room has a ton of “The Walking Dead” merch, quotes “Zombieland” all the time, even has all the Resident Evil games and a big “28 Days Later” poster too. Whatever zombie based franchise you can think of he has something from it.

Yes that means a Lego Minecraft Zombie

Don’t watch a movie with him though, he’ll nitpick every single part of the movie that isn’t scientific or go into how it can be done realistically. It’s kinda scary.

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Woke up to transgender surgery on illegal aliens and a grown man crying about how something he saw on TV wasn't real.

Somebody owes me twenty

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@fortunatelyflowerless and Kate the chaser are dating canonically

They're wives

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could I get some Slender Man headcanons plz?

The big man himself! Daddy Long Legs! STICK IN THE MUD!!!!

As it’s pretty clear on my blog (at least I hope it is) I’m both a huge Slenderverse fan and a Creepypasta fan. So my personal headcanons on Slender varies.

For one, I see slender as the same being within all of it. He’s the operator in Marble Hornets, he’s the Slenderman of Creepypasta. But also the leader of the Collective in Tribetwelve and Stick in the Mud.

The way this works in my head is that he’s one being that moves within the multiple dimensions that house these different groups.

Marble hornets fits within Creepypasta, so the Operator is what reigns over that group. The Proxies (I.E Toby, Kate, Cat Hunter, etc.) are their own dimension. The Slender/Operator that we in the Creepypasta fandom is the one that stays in that dimension.

But when he “leaves” he goes to the other dimensions that you’ll see in EverymanHybrid, TribeTwelve, and even MlAndersen0. That’s where we get the more terrifying being of Slender.

In Slenderverse series it’s shown he’s a very powerful being, just the collective themselves is a good example of this. Considering that if only one of his followers in that cult break free they become a rogue god. This Slender works alongside with beings that are almost as strong as him.

Habit (EMH), Patrick (MLA0), even the Rake in some series. The difference is that the Slenderverse Dimension has no hierarchy of power like it does within the CreepyPasta dimension.

In the Creepypasta dimension we do have stronger demons like Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, even Zalgo. But everything is split within who’s the most human.

In the Slenderverse Dimension we don’t have that. We have the embodiment of mankind’s bad habits eating babies and a Rogue God traveling through time to give his younger self anxiety. A repetition of darkness if you may.

So for Creepypasta Dimension Slender he acts more like a boss. Yes he’s still very stoic and quiet. Even walking around him still gives you the same headaches and static that we all know and love.

However, he’s a lot more… “humane” in this dimension. Knowing who to put with who to get the best outcome, keeping his proxies in a mortal state. Even housing other killers and ghosts for safety. He makes his own army in this dimension. Although he leads with an iron fist he also is more patient.

Let’s say Tim in his Masky state was unable to complete a mission. Or unable to keep the mission from going awry. In the other dimension the poor guy would’ve been forced into a purgatory and tortured for years even though it was only a few minutes. But in this dimension he only gets a punishment and a warning.

In the other dimension Slender is a tyrant. A virus within himself if you may. You see this in all the series, from haunting Michael for years since childhood and watching over the reincarnations of the EMH crew.

The sickness is the same for both dimensions, but it’s just a change of personalities between each dimension. I’d like to think that sometimes they cross over, but it’s a high risk operation.

All in all, that’s my basic headcanons on Slender. How he’s still an eldritch being but has multiple dimensions he can watch over. That and different attitude and appearances for each.

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Toby would fill his mouth with water, stand next to the closest person. And shoot the water out of his mouth gash like a water blaster

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God, imagine if TT Noah was able to meet Mla0 Michael.

Noah looks at Michael, who just genuinely doesn’t want to hurt his friends and family and sees Milo

“I’m your brother now, let’s go hunt down the fucker” and Michael is still processing where Florida man came from