#joffrey waters

[tinky-dinky]

Rhaenyra’s Top Five Stupidest Decisions

1 - Having multiple bastards, especially the three incredibly obvious ones.

2 - Marrying Daemon, the man she was named heir to keep off the throne.

3 - Sitting in Dragonstone for years, doing nothing to build political connections and allowing Otto et al to plot and plan unimpeded.

4 - Insisting on fighting the Dance when she could have accepted Aegon’s peace terms and she and her children would have lived safely for rest of their lives.

5 - Not punishing her sons for bullying, attacking, mutilating and disabling Aemond, especially after he claimed the biggest dragon in the kingdoms.

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Child monarchs with crowns that are a bit too big for their heads

[idontreallyknow26]

Literally no thought was put into hotd because explain to me how:

Episode 3;

Aegon, 2 years old (exactly, its his birthday). Helaena, still in womb.

Episode 4;

6-ish months later, Rhaenyras wedding- Aegon, 2 years & 6 months old. Helaena, a few months old. Alicent is more than likely pregnant or will be pregnant within a few months with Aemond.

Episode 5;

No more than a few days passed

Episode 6;

10 years later. Aegon logically should be 12 and change, Helaena 10, and Aemond 8/9. Lucerys is confirmed 8 and Jacaerys should be about 9. Joffrey is an infant. Aegons canon age is 14, Helaenas 12-13, Aemonds 10, ans Jacaerys 9 (I don't know for sure, this is assumtion). Rhaena & Baela are 9 or 10, they have no confirmed age. For the actors, Aegons was 19, Helaenas 15, Aemonds 12ish, Lucerys 8, Jace idk.

Episode 7;

Very soon after episode 6, but not immediate. I'd assume anywhere from a month to three months. Idk how long it takes to plan a Velaryon funeral.

Episode 8, the last time jump;

6 years later. Aegon logically is 18, Helaena 17, Aemond 16, Lucerys is confirmed 14, Jace 15, Joffrey 6. Helaenas twins Jaehaerys & Jaehaera are still toddlers, probably two- she and Aegon logically married at 15&16. Their canon ages should be 20, 19, & 17. Lucerys is again, confirmed 14 by a line of dialogue in ep8. Jacaerys is 15/16, I'm pretty sure the directors haven't confirmed his age.

One of the directors said that they're all young adults, between the ages of 17-22. This shitshow needs to be canceled I can't keep up with the mental gymnastics it takes to understand it.

[winged-wolves]

Joffrey: My head hurts.

Tyrion: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

[tinky-dinky]

You know what I’ve just realised? There’s an eight year gap between Lucerys and Joffrey in the show. Rhaenyra was so incredibly stupid and selfish and such a bad mother that she spent eight to ten years knowing full well that everyone knew that Jace and Luke were bastards and decided to have another obvious bastard.

Anyone with more than two brain cells and the slightest empathy for their children would realise at some point over the near decade between Luke and Joffrey that the two already existing boys were obvious bastards and were going to fair badly because of that and it would be cruel to bring a third obvious bastard into the world.

Of course, anyone with more than two brain cells wouldn’t have had any bastards to begin with, but you get my point.

Between this and having two more bastards with Daemon (Laenor still being alive invalidates their marriage), Rhaenyra is just so, so stupid and, apparently, utterly determined to screw her children over as much as possible.

[skuolefi]

Zȳhi yrgos nektōs! Cut his neck!

[ours-is-the-wisdom]

Sansa Badass Stark

[ours-is-the-wisdom]

Batman dont know what he did