Hamilton: Living On A Prayer [Meme]
Hamilton modern Au where whenever A. Ham gives his friends rides in his car he does a version of the living on a prayer meme but with their names whenever he’s about half way to where they are going.
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Peggy just wont share“
Peggy: “Its my fucking trail mix Hamilton”
Ham: “Yeah yeah whatever. Eliza!”
Eliza, but surprised: “What‽”
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Eliza has nice hair“
Eliza blushing: Oh
Peggy: “Whoa I’ll kill you i swear”
Ham: “He says I swear in the song, not very original.”
Later with the rev set.
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa John kissed me on a dare”
Laurens flushed: *embarrassed gibberish*
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Hercules a bear“
Laf: You know it.
Rev set: AYyyyyy
Later giving A A Ron a ride home in the middle of an argument intellectual debate. With the rev set smushed in the back.
Ham: “And for another thing you have to know it was complete b.s. when Jefferson said. . .”
Burr: Hamilton. I literally do not care.
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Burr doesn't fucking care”
Burr: “Hamilton what are you doing”
Ham: “Come on you know that song”
Burr: “What song.”
Ham: “Oh my god you don’t know the song” *Louder* “He doesn't know the song. Laurens play the song.”
Laurens: Maybe I would play the song but you made me sit in the BACK and Im to smushed to get my phone,
Ham: “Stop being salty and play the song.” *silence* “Laf, play the song.”
Laf: “I dont’ know mon ami, John has a point, he always sits in the front. Betrayed for Burr, what a cruel cruel world, no mon cher, i will not play it.”
Herc: Sweet Jesus I’ll play the fucking song. *Hits Laf in the process as they smushed*
Laf: *berating him in french*
Ham: *Laughs* “Whoa half way there, whoa Lafs tryin’ not to swear.”
Later, the puns are now excepted as a universal truth of rides from Ham
Ham: “Whoa half way there . . .”
Angelica: “Try to fit my name into the meter, I dare you.”
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa she’ll kill ya with a glare!”
Angelica: “Whoa, ill punch you right there“
Ham: “Whoa, she's doing me a scare”
Ham giving Jeff and Mads a ride as Mads is very sick
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Thomas has thic hair”
Jefferson: “Hamilton, what the fuck?”
Burr turning around to face him from the front seat: “He does this to everyone he gives a ride.”
Madison: *Groans*
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa to sick to be aware”
Jefferson: For fucks sake Hamilton can you not, Burr back me up.
Burr: Its his car Thomas, I’m with Alexander on this one.
Ham: “Whoa Burr takes a side, thats rare”
Giving Maria a ride home
Maria: “Do you ever wonder about your own mortality?”
Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Maria don’t go there”
Later, Burr sitting on a bench with head phones. A. Ham approaches from behind.
Ham: Oh my god are you watching the Living On A Prayer [Meme] Video?
Burr: No!
Ham:*stealing his phone* “Oh my god you are! Laurens, guys. . . Come over here!”
Bonas [Hamburr warning]
Burr and Ham having sex in Hams car
Ham: “Whoa I’m half way there, whoa fuck me in a chair”
Burr: *Just fucking leaves*