FOFOP Episode 168 - Leon the Unprofessional
Talking about John’s third-ever stand-up gig.
John: But then, like, the third show, I walked in like, you know, sunglasses, cigarette— “I got this. I’ve been killing here for a while.”
Wil: “So yeah, you can just introduce me as ‘Mr Saturday Night’.”
John: Yeah, “I will moon walk onto the stage, do my hack jokes…”
Wil: “The microphone will drop from the roof like in a boxing ring and I will start with, ‘Get ready to rumble!’”
John: “I will snap start my zippo lighter and then basically I’m gonna set this room on fire.”
Wil: “Yeah, I’m just gonna walk out on stage, turn that chair backwards and straddle it…”
John: “And shit’s about to get real.”
Wil: “And you know what? Here comes some truth. You’d better get the bomb disposal unit here because some truth bombs are about to be fired, my friend.”
John: “I’m very sorry. It’s an act of terrorism, but you guys need to hear it. You guys need to hear it.”
Wil: “It’s not terrorism. I’m a political fighter, that’s what I am. I’m a liberator. Like Nelson Mandela, that’s what I am.”
John: [cracking up] You’re basically explaining exactly what happened on my third gig.