#john posting

[john-and-johnson]

(Seam walks into the shop holding a broken radio with Jevil on their head)

@chaos-and-cat

Welcome to the store! unfortunately I have no way to know what you need repaired from looking at you

I presume it's the hat

(an unassuming rudinn pipes up from across the room)

Hey wait aren't you the guy that killed a bunch of people?

[chessb0r3d]

[devilzare]

woof

[wastemanjohn]

the thing is with what we know of john canonically he's really likely to be the kind of guy to drunkenly cry over his dead wife while he gets a pity blowjob from a stranger but why is it so fun to think of him as a sleazebag, having this convo with @laurasashtray rn and its so interesting to me that so many of us enjoy creepy/sleazebag john or at least don't find it entirely unbelievable

[applejongho]

have u all met my son, john

[tlt-brainrot]

made a john gaius playlist !! (send me song recs so i can add more too it)

[john-and-johnson]

* I know I was just here yesterday,, * but my antennas weren’t the problem!! * (it seems some goober has the secret signal,,)

* so I gotta get them tuned to the backup signal! * would you fellas be willing? * (my usual guy quit a bit ago,,)

— @say-it-with-him-folks

We can probably do it, heck we could do it right now if you want to, it's been quite the slow day for business (and it's best not to turn down a celebrity like yourself)

[john-and-johnson]

* (is my appointment still on for today?) * (I heard from someone who heard from someone who heard from no one that something happened!!)

— @say-it-with-him-folks

oh fuck I forgot about that, don't worry we should still be able to do it today