John and Johnson Tech Support

Castle towns one stop shop for anything tech, repair, and support. Tenna's go-to repair shop

[john-and-johnson]

John and Johnson are offically on [tumblr]

(did you see the styling on the word tumblr, Cheri taught us that trick)

I'm John, co owner of the John and Johnson Tech Support company and proud husband to a very handsome man (they/he)

And I'm Johnson, very handsome man and co owner of the John and Johnson Tech Support company (he/they)

Apparently I need to write an introduction as well, I'm Cheri, and I'm the manager or something like that. I'm also the one who made the profile picture (I'm not a graphic designer so that's why it looks bad) (they/them)

The name's Vivi, why am I here I don't work at this establishment I'm just a regular customer I have no reason to be writing in the pinned post right (It/it's)

New roleplay blog everyone. The Characters in this blog are in a different canon from their sh1997 counterparts for the sake of simplicity

I got tags

#john posting: posts with John

#johnson posting: posts with Johnson

#cheri posting: posts with Cheri

#4th wall post: posts with me!

[john-and-johnson]

This is still in my askbox btw, I am never deleting this ask

[john-and-johnson]

okay okay but what about teeny tiny pizzas as pizza toppings on a big pizza.

My 23rd most embarrassing secret...

[john-and-johnson]

Wait so you didn't get someone killed?

No that was, I've been joking around this whole time

[john-and-johnson]

So did the brick fall on the person?

I want details

No the joke was that the person was actually a brick

I've had to explain a joke, I failed you all

[john-and-johnson]

but you didn't say what you use to spell it out. you should use cake frosting.

You're right, I'll use cake frosting next time instead of pepperoni pineapple jellybean bricks like I normally do

[john-and-johnson]

ooo that is a good topping on pizza thoughhhh I take back the brick

That's not how it works- oh nevermind I definitely don't have a concussion anymore

[john-and-johnson]

you should use frosting and write that joke on your pizza. or like ketchup or something if ur boring ig

You say that like I didn't just say I do that already

[john-and-johnson]

My 5th most embarrassing secret is that I don't know how to end jokes in a satisfying way...

...Is my favorite thing to put on pizza

[john-and-johnson]

BACON ON PIZZA IS GOOD!!!

*throws a brick at your head*

Oh no, it's like I'm back at that construction site

It's also like I have a concussion

[john-and-johnson]

okay okay, but what about bacon on pizza…?

Disgusting, I hate bacon

[john-and-johnson]

Wait did the person eat a supposed brick or were you the one trying to eat a brick?

I didn't eat the brick they just fell and broke

I only eat bricks when they're on pizza, my 6th most embarrassing secret

[john-and-johnson]

:0

I wanna hear more about the dead person

It was tragic, they looked sounded felt smelled and tasted like a regular brick so no one noticed the danger they were in until it was too late

My fourth most embarrassing secret is I like pepperoni on pizza

[john-and-johnson]

Yes, a totally empty room

Now what are those secrets?

As I was saying, my most embarrassing secret is that I like pineapple on pizza!

My second most embarrassing secret is I got someone killed in a construction accident 2 years ago and never reported it to anyone

My third most embarrassing secret is that I like jellybeans on pizza

[john-and-johnson]

Y'know, I feel like it's been a while since we've had any customers

Do you mean... besides Vivi or?

No they're right it has been a while since I've been here

Wow an empty room! This is the perfect opportunity to list off all of my secrets in order of most to least embarrassing!

[john-and-johnson]

(I've reached a consensus on what to do with this blog, that being it's just a weird office comedy with no plotline now. Sorry to anyone who was really invested in the story but I have no ideas and like being funny)

[john-and-johnson]

Hey, so... I figured you should know... the TV studio collapsed on Tenna and now he's completely powered off.

Huh, I guess we may be able to do that yeah