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does the name "flowey" sound familiar, John?

John: that weed can just go shrivel up and die in a corner for all i care.

John: hey, guys! i’m back-

John: HOLY SHIT!!!

𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟: hey, what’s up?

stabs (@ john)

He takes a deep breath.

John: stop.

Why won't you die?! *swings my blade at john again*

John: why are you trying to kill me? i've done nothing wrong!

He's getting sleepier.

*swings my blade at John*

John: you are really determined to kill me, are you?

I see John singing this to himself and then stop to realize “what the hell? i’ve never heard this song ever in my life.”

I’m selling souls, determination and old anime, I will give you it all for one ticket to a mettaton show

John: who’s mettaton?

happy fingers in his ass sunday john!!

John: what?

#john sansbert