#john skeleton

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.

[senkuishigaymi]

From John Skeleton, the Medieval poet known for breaking through the long tradition ever since Chaucer. Could not exactly find the title of the work but this excerpt alone is enough.

Rudely rain-beaten, rusty and moth-eaten. Oh boy, if that is not relatable to a personal level!

I just love it, you know! It felt like the poem he wrote about his poem is also about my ownself. I am also ragged tatter'd jagged AND!!! if one take well therewith, I too might hath in it some pith.

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton.

I’m gonna be so real, I forgot why I do the “I am John Skeleton” thing in my posts. It started on Steam, and i’ve been doing it for so long I can’t really stop now. I like doing it regardless. It’s like my trademark. If I ever make a post without I am John Skeleton at the top, that’s a mimic.

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton. I know I'm a magic skeleton but can you guys please stop summoning me to help you in combat? I put all that past me, I'm just a guy who happens to be a skeleton, I'm not a deadly warrior. If you wanna summon me for like, tips, or gardening help, or beekeeping help, or anything that isn't combat, that's different. I'm much better at domestic work, not so much combat work. Also, if you still need a skeleton warrior, my friend Gunther is a decent fighter. A witch cursed him to die from a broken heart, but he's AroAce, so he's effectively immortal.

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton. Ended up snapping my left arm off while trying to learn how to grow trees with magic. It doesn't hurt, but it is annoying. I'll see about fixing my arm later today. Typing this with one hand isn't exactly fun, lol. I also started keeping chickens recently. I have no use for the eggs, I just like having chickens.

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton. Been thinking about what to do with my life recently. I'm considering more art. Though, I could also go to Skyrim. I hear they have jobs this time of year.

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton. Total War Warhammer 3 is one of my favorite games of all time. I just wish it didn't cost so much to get the full experience. Also the tomb kings are mid. As John Skeleton, I declare them mid skeletons. The vampire counts have better skeleton soldiers than the literal skeleton faction. It's bizarre.

[john-skeleton]

I am John Skeleton. It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm not exactly sure what to do. Can't have cake, can't have ice cream, have no interest in parties...might just head to the lake and watch the water for a bit. That usually makes me happy. Not sure why. Could buy some new books too, I guess.