#total warhammer

[sistersorrow]

Total Warhammer 3 confirms that Slaaneshi lords are not the only ones trying to fuck

[primestartes]

Once more, you shall have my Total Warhammer Daemon Prince; Rulek Darksteel the Godslayer, the Metamorphic Prince, the Great Traitor, the Seducing Wind, the Erosion of the Ice Court, the Devestator of Kislev, the Master of Doomkeep, the General of Undivided, the Enemy of the Shadow.

[zombiehordez]

Guess this could be canon now depending on how the newest expansion of Total War Warhammer 3 goes.

[lorkhanagendaposting]

The tomb kings are the best Warhammer fantasy faction. This is because skeletons fighting their entire bloodline for thousands of years over who gets to rule the best corner of the purple corpse river is really fun.

[morgenstern16]

I think one of my favorite barometer memes is the Dick Half-Mast memes on r/TotalWar. If they've been without a new DLC to talk about, they all start spamming sexual-sounding Vampire Coast general names, in particular the infamous Dick Half-Mast, just to have conversation. At this point it is a sign for Creative Assembly to drop some sort of news just to make it stop.

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

All I am saying is, if Total Warhammer 3 put out another Ogre dlc, but the faction is all female Ogre's....there are some VERY specific people who would pay to have their game be full of 9 foot tall, heavyset, women, who want to bully/kill/cannibalize them.

No joke, I am not one of them. But I am a big bitch who want's to play as those evil ogre women.

[st-just]

Started this when I started the 'what game should I play next' poll and can now say I have finished it. Emperor Vlad I rules over the empire, and has also razed most of Norsca and Kislev to the ground.

[lord-tekron]

Steam Workshop Mods are fun to play with given all the cool tools/toys you get.

However... sometimes... Sometimes you do a misinput when playing a modded game of The Empire in Total Warhammer 3 and accidentally confederate a legendary lord of a different faction.

Which then triggers a snowball effect of seeing how far you can push this avalanche...

Which then of course leads to you triggering an end game crisis, so you decide to shatter the remaining strands of canonicity with the an all out final siege on the chaos dwarves.

It would have been Nagash, but I paid the maneater ogres to make his unlife miserable and he fled into the ocean after all the remaining undead factions refused to be auto confederated by him.

Something something "somehow better written than The End Times" joke here.