I am John Skeleton
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@john-skeleton
I am John Skeleton
I am John Skeleton
I am John Skeleton. It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm not exactly sure what to do. Can't have cake, can't have ice cream, have no interest in parties...might just head to the lake and watch the water for a bit. That usually makes me happy. Not sure why. Could buy some new books too, I guess.
I am John Skeleton. Fell face-first in a puddle this morning. Freaked out for a bit before I remembered I couldn't drown. Felt a bit silly afterwards. Thought about taking up diving after that, then remembered I also can't swim. What a morning.
I am John Skeleton. I know I'm a magic skeleton but can you guys please stop summoning me to help you in combat? I put all that past me, I'm just a guy who happens to be a skeleton, I'm not a deadly warrior. If you wanna summon me for like, tips, or gardening help, or beekeeping help, or anything that isn't combat, that's different. I'm much better at domestic work, not so much combat work. Also, if you still need a skeleton warrior, my friend Gunther is a decent fighter. A witch cursed him to die from a broken heart, but he's AroAce, so he's effectively immortal.
I am John Skeleton.
I’m gonna be so real, I forgot why I do the “I am John Skeleton” thing in my posts. It started on Steam, and i’ve been doing it for so long I can’t really stop now. I like doing it regardless. It’s like my trademark. If I ever make a post without I am John Skeleton at the top, that’s a mimic.
I am John Skeleton. Used some mana paste to reconnect the bone. Arm's working good as new. For those that want to try this yourself, here are the steps to make Mana Paste: Step 1 Find someone who can use magic. Preferably yourself, but friends with magic capabilities who are willing to help work fine. Step 2 Enchant a fruit or vegetable. Corn works the best, as you're going to want a starchable veggie for the paste. Step 3 Brew a potion of healing. Normally, this can't heal undead or magic entities. That's where the corn starch or similar material comes in. Step 4 Combine the potion with the enchanted starch, making yourself a magically-charged healing paste. This still won't heal undead wounds on its own though. Step 5 Add some dead herbs to the mixture. Chamomile is a good herb, but dead mint or withering dandelions can work in a pinch. Step 6 Mix the paste together really well, until it's a solid puke-ish green. It's not pretty, but that's Mana Paste. It should be sparkling the same color as the mana used. In my case, purple. In yours, it could be red, blue, green, also purple, orange, or any other color. Do note that if the sparkles are multicolored, you've made Mana Gel, not Mana Paste. Mana Gel uses multiple type of mana and a mana potion, not a healing one. All that the gel will do is be a good pomade. That's about it from me, then. Take care everyone. John out.
I am John Skeleton. Ended up snapping my left arm off while trying to learn how to grow trees with magic. It doesn't hurt, but it is annoying. I'll see about fixing my arm later today. Typing this with one hand isn't exactly fun, lol. I also started keeping chickens recently. I have no use for the eggs, I just like having chickens.
I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.
We're both skeletons named John that means we're friends now sorry I don't make the rules
I am John Skeleton. Damn. Alright then, yeah. I can work with that. Just leave the folks in my village alone and we're chill.
*throws flowers at the both of thee*
I am John Skeleton.
Are we like married now then or what. Why the flowers.
they were friendship flowers but now that you mention it they’re marriage flowers now. Get married nerds
I am John Skeleton. Skeleton yaoi was NOT on my bingo card but okay then we're doing this i guess
excited for the wedding. Can I be the flower girl??
I am John Skeleton. I suppose, since you asked, yes.
I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.
We're both skeletons named John that means we're friends now sorry I don't make the rules
I am John Skeleton. Damn. Alright then, yeah. I can work with that. Just leave the folks in my village alone and we're chill.
*throws flowers at the both of thee*
I am John Skeleton.
Are we like married now then or what. Why the flowers.
they were friendship flowers but now that you mention it they’re marriage flowers now. Get married nerds
I am John Skeleton. Skeleton yaoi was NOT on my bingo card but okay then we're doing this i guess
I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.
We're both skeletons named John that means we're friends now sorry I don't make the rules
I am John Skeleton. Damn. Alright then, yeah. I can work with that. Just leave the folks in my village alone and we're chill.
*throws flowers at the both of thee*
I am John Skeleton.
Are we like married now then or what. Why the flowers.
I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.
We're both skeletons named John that means we're friends now sorry I don't make the rules
I am John Skeleton. Damn. Alright then, yeah. I can work with that. Just leave the folks in my village alone and we're chill.
I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.
what kind of girl are you?
princessgirl
knightgirl
jestergirl
maidgirl
wizardgirl
dragongirl
banditgirl
scholargirl
assassingirl
serfgirl
archergirl
couriergirl
no other options no nuance and if there’s too many princessgirls the serfgirls will have a revolt
I am John Skeleton. I like this poll. It's on my blog now. It's like a fridge display but it's a blog and I used 0 strips of tape and 0 magnets.
I am John Skeleton. Total War Warhammer 3 is one of my favorite games of all time. I just wish it didn't cost so much to get the full experience. Also the tomb kings are mid. As John Skeleton, I declare them mid skeletons. The vampire counts have better skeleton soldiers than the literal skeleton faction. It's bizarre.
I am John Skeleton Holy shit what was that
I am John Skeleton. Rabbits are an amazing creature. I adore them. I don't have anything else to say. I like bnuuy. :>
I am John Skeleton. Total War Warhammer 3 is one of my favorite games of all time. I just wish it didn't cost so much to get the full experience. Also the tomb kings are mid. As John Skeleton, I declare them mid skeletons. The vampire counts have better skeleton soldiers than the literal skeleton faction. It's bizarre.
I am John Skeleton. Is it weird that I despise zombies with all of my being? Like, they're fellow undead, but I just...hate them. Maybe one day I'll unravel why.