#john stop

[too-much-john-seed]

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴғᴇss. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ, ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴘᴇᴛᴛʏ, ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ sᴍᴀʟʟ... ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜʏ ᴏғ ᴀᴛᴏɴᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ”

—; John Seed

[dedkake]

it could’ve started like this: a mcshep get-together per episode

59/100: vengeance | ulterior motives, t, 1k

When Rodney steps out of the bathroom and finds Sheppard playing golf on his computer, he knows it’s just one of those days where things get more and more humiliating. Sheppard has his feet propped up on the desk, stretched out with the keyboard resting on his thighs and Rodney can’t really contain the rush of arousal that twists through him, tingling from the tips of his toes to the top of his head. While he’s in his towel, no less.

read it on ao3 | entire series & notes

[meddrowse]

Can we  D I S C U S S  the way John is sitting during press conference in Australia? Are we even sure that he’s the shyest one? Bc he looks like an extremely confident daddy™ who took his bunch of cute lil bitches for a walk. 

The bitches tho…

[jefferoni-quotes]

Philip: If there are any spirits here, please speak to me...

Laurens [from the afterlife]: jUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT-

[boldly-haunted-mind]

john: *off-key* aLL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT S L O W

sherlock & mary: john stop

john: *still off-key* wAIT FOR THEM TO ASK YOU WHO YOU K N O W

sherlock & mary: john you’re scaring the baby

[rizahmad]

WHAT KIND OF BLINDING BEAUTY IS ON MY SCREEN RN

[too-much-john-seed]

“I can help you. Deputy. I can wash away these sins. I can cleanse your soul. It will be difficult and it will be painful, but... it will be worth it”

—; John Seed

[nylwnder]

DADDY DILF CAPTAIN