#john why

[dewdlebot]

Just finished The Magnus Archives and I am not Ok™

[pleasepleasedontbotherme]

Ok but was anybody going to tell me that John Lennon went to Egypt or was I supposed to figure this out myself?

[splat-dragon-correct-fandoms]

John: You could put anything on your tombstone, there's no fact checker! Say you were one-hundred and fifty years old, or killed by a BEAR! Future people would believe it!

[witchofsparklesandmagpies]

John: the next song I wrote was inspired my love Paul: -blushes- John: It’s called   ‘I am the Walrus’ Paul:

[livestuck]

John nooooo John whyyyyy

I cannot believe he actually tipped over the fuckin urn I’m *wheezing*

Why would you even keep an urn someplace where it’s so easily toppled, this was an accident in the making let’s be real here. Like, at least put this thing on a high shelf or something.

[grectunwcshed]

         “so, like, how does one actually get into this demonology business? i always kind of thought it was like, just something people kind of did. like, how you technically need a priest for an exorcism, but if you try hard enough you just kind of do it.” 

@demcndad get john cheese at his best

[smiisevenwhyplus]

john why

[introverted-me]

So my friend said this and I instantly went to Luciel and I just?? I'm dying Jesus he's so redneck he would never play it ever oh my gosh