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[familyofpaladins]

(Via @archangeltama)

[omnybus]

Been a while since I drew a furry comic based off of a tumblr post

[whatacartouchebag]

Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

Edit: This wildly broke containment for a post that was supposed to be me basically ranting and grumbling like an old man on my porch to my homies. If I’ve inspired you to follow through with this, peachy. That was mildly intended. Better yet, I hope I’ve spurred a buncha you on to do your own bit of digging and research.

If you were one of today’s lucky ten thousand to learn something new, I hope you keep doing it. I won’t be here to hold your hand through it, as I simply don’t have the time nor spoons for it, so I implore you to go down your own rabbit hole and chase knowledge with wild abandon.

[celestialkiri]

I haven't drawn for quite some time, but now I have finally got some energy to redraw some Moomin memes! Have the first one! I will post more later :D ------------------------- My art Instagram

[meianmari]

Deadly bug ahead

[dewdlebot]

I really wish The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings would stay away from Sexual Assault in their podcast.

It’s only in a handful of episodes but it really does just sour the whole thing.

Every single episode that has featured it has been some of their worst episodes without fail.

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[kabsey]

Can you imagine the pressure Davrin is under if Lucanis is dating an elf Rook?

He has one shot—just one shot—to pull off the perfect “Trust me, bro” prank with bogus bullshit about elves.

He probably lies awake at night trying to craft the perfect lie. Lucanis isn’t an idiot. It’s got to be believable and not easily disproven. It has to be something personal so he won’t ask Rook or Bellara about it. And he’s got to time it for maximum hilarity.

The others notice he’s distracted and ask if he’s okay. He nods solemnly and says he just has a lot on his mind. The others understand. Risen gods, blighted dragons, responsibility for the last of the griffins… they’re all overwhelmed.

Meanwhile this man is thinking, “I am going to get that Antivan motherfucker if it’s the last thing I do.”

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[the-system-1-deactivated2025090]

Frogs must always be reposted, it is a sacred rule. Sure...

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[hellenhighwater]

The china cabinet that I have for the Redwall Project (tm) is quite tall, so the plan is to have three levels of livable space. That means I need a way for meece to move between shelves. And naturally, instead of building something reasonable like a ladder, I have constructed this three-story gatehouse.

The bottom layer has ramps inside, to allow access to the second level, which has that exterior staircase to get up to the third level, and is also split internally with a ceiling/floor that allows the top half of that story to be filled with dirt so I can grow live plants inside the greenhouse. (Yes, I know they'll burrow in there, that's fine.) The total height should be enough to easily disembark onto the second shelf of the cabinet.

[dewdlebot]

It occurs to me that if and when they ever shut down the KHUx servers then the third game is gonna become a helluva lot more confusing for new players down the line.

Considering how much they like to port the KH series I wonder if they have some kind of contingency for this? Maybe we’ll see some kind of singleplayer version on another console like what they’ve got going with WorldNeverland-Elnea Kingdom having an app version and a switch version

Or maybe they’ll just release the cutscenes as part of a package with the next game.

[dewdlebot]

MOTHERFUCKER

[dewdlebot]

Lexaeus got Zexion in the divorce

[ramatetsu]

[dewdlebot]

Shot in the dark I know but any chance someone knows what the names of Goultard’s wives are? Specifically the three from Dofus, not the OVA wife.

I know one of them is named Kiki and she seems to be a cameo of Kiki from Kiki’s delivery service, I wanna see if there’s any chance the other two wives are also cameo characters

[starbiology]

i am being bullied (affectionate) into posting some of my tdf/altador art

some close ups

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[dogkin]

These comments are breaking me

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

[drtanner]

Spring.

[sage-nebula]

Spring.

[self-righteous-god]

Spring.

[troubleshootingspacekangaroo]

Spring.

[royalninja]

Spring.

[roboticutie]

✨️GOLDEN.......✨️

Mouse 🐁

[marlinspirkhall]

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

[byachi]

this person gets it

[corruptlight]

Peak comedy to me

The way they all turn and look confused before chasing AND the comically loud sound of something breaking is so funny to me

This is the best way to experience blighttown now