#john would

[morethanonepage]

where is the johnchas art version of this???

[flysafepapi]

Teacher: Your sons were in a fight.

Esme: Oh no, that’s terrible.

John: Did they win?

[flysafepapi]

Katie’s teacher: Mister Shelby, your daughter has been using some awful language in class.

John: I’ll talk to her about it. No idea where she picked that up.

[later]

John: What the fuck, Katie?

[johnbertthegreat]

the real question is would your character say “the whole shebang”