#john yaoi

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Eleven

F uck i ng el e ven

What the fuck

What in the

Wackle dackle quackle frackle

Gosh darn didly

Darn dinkum

K e r f u c k

On gah

Like fr fr

No kappa

WHEEZE

OH YEAH, FOR THE UNAWARE, I HAVE AN UNINTRODUCED OC WITH AN 11 INCHER

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Knock knock

It's John Yohancore

New canon titbit for the OC I forcibly took custody of

Human heater

Terrible to sleep with

Just way too hot, all over

AND he clings like a koala

Does the stupid like... throws leg over your entire body manoeuvre

Yea

. . .

It's 4am rn and these are my thoughts

ASDFGFDSADFGFDS THAT'S ACTUALLY CANON WITH HIM, THOUGH!!

Dumb little puppy man naturally runs hot, he is,,, resistant to the cold, and also will cuddle you every goddamned chance he gets, no debates, you are getting the body pillow treatment.

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Boogiewoogiewingus

I request more por--

I mean

Probable first date headcanons foooor your OCs. Yes, very wholesome content.

Excluding that one guy with no shower rights. He's a stinky man.

I’m gonna be insane and do all these mfs

Even if Blueskidoo’s parents let her date, they’d force her to bring her partner home and have a nice, chaste dinner date where you get interrogated by her parents to make sure you’re the ideal match for their little girl. Blue will instead lie to her parents about hanging out with friends and go get fast food with you instead. Might not be the most romantic but she’s having fun! Because you’re there!

Cherie is taking you clubbing. You are getting drunk, she'll make sure of it. She'll show you her favourite clubs and bars around town, ranging from exclusive and luxurious to back-alley dives. Not to mention the drugs; Cherie will introduce you to copious amounts of party drugs guaranteed to get you fucked up. There’s also an extremely good chance that you’ll get laid; she likes to fuck on the first date.

Never one to be upstaged, you and Damien are going out dancing and then to a nice, upscale restaurant for a big meal, then retiring back home to cuddle. There’s never a dull moment with her, not if she can help it. However, if you’d prefer something simpler, she wouldn’t mind spending a night in drinking wine and watching a movie on the couch. She’s flexible! (In more ways than one~)

Fuwafuwa would prefer a nice, simple, quiet date; come to her apartment, enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, cuddle on the couch with Fuwa and her cats while watching really dumb movies or playing video games until 4 am. If you’re lucky, you’ll be sent off with some home-made bread when the sun comes up. It may not be fancy, but it’s still a night full of giggles and good memories.

Hà Liên is another fan of more lowkey dates; visiting a nice little café, going on a walk together, playing pool/billiards, things like that. She’ll be nervous the entire time, wanting to leave a good impression on you and not come off as too mousy or boring. Any costs will be split equally; she doesn’t exactly have a high-paying job, but she’d feel awful leaving the monetary burden on you!

Dates with Harrison can be varied; he might take you out for drinks at the pub and have a quick flutter on the pokies. Alternatively, he’ll whisk you away to a fancy, high-class restaurant. Just be warned that, depending on the cost, he might ‘forget’ his wallet and stick you with the bill or make a deal with the restaurant. Afterwards, he’ll take you on a drive and intend to finish off the night by getting lucky.

Do not expect Locke to take you on a nice date. The best you’re getting is going to his shitty, messy place and watching TV in the dark while eating expensive take-out. If you’re really lucky, his sister will visit and chew him out until he takes you to a local diner, the kind that hasn’t been updated since the 60′s. Be warned that he will be completely high as a kite the entire time, though.

Lovelace is always fun to go on dates with; she’ll take you to an amusement park, the zoo, cool novelty shops, dumb movies, anything she thinks you might be even slightly interested in. If you suggest date ideas before, she’ll immediately start planning them out, wanting nothing more than to see your excited face when she surprises you with what you wanted.

First impressions are everything to Miele; he’ll take you to a play, one with rave reviews and limited tickets, or to a ballet performance, perhaps even to his brother’s newest movie. He’s not afraid to leverage his siblings’ careers and success to get your attention and entice you to go on a date with him, even calling in favors with each of them to get tickets and merch and the like.

Due to Pollen’s large family, you’ll be going on dates outside the house so as to not be bombarded by their siblings and parents’ questions. Their go-to first date is a movie, the dumbest-looking one being shown at the local cinema. They’ll buy huge buckets of popcorn and sickening amounts of candy to share with you. It doesn’t matter if you got the same drinks, they’ll still want a taste.

With starbunnies’ daughter, it’s difficult for her to even find time for a date. Your first date will be something clean and simple; dinner, maybe a movie. The date itself isn’t anything too unique or special, but it’s star that makes the night one to remember; telling you goofy stories about her younger years, silly things her daughter has done, really letting her personality shine through.

Yohan will be practically vibrating the entire time, full of nervous energy and desperate to show you a good time. If left up to him, you’ll hop in his car, break a few traffic laws grabbing obscene amounts of greasy fast food, and find a nice hill to park on where you can both sit on the hood of his car and watch the stars while he tells you dumb jokes and rambles about anything and everything.

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owo back to our regularly-scheduled steamy hot horny wound-fucking extravaganza porn content? Poggies, pog you, absolute pogchampion, my little poggy-bingus--

ASDFGHGFDSADFGFD U FUCKIN' GOOBER!!!

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Yo bingus, can you gimme some advice :>

I'm sitting here thinking, "It's probably gonna be a while before I post my chapters, but I really wanna talk about The Boys wtf what do."

How did you introduce Argus here? He does surprisingly well despite only having drabbles, right? Do you remember what your first posts for him were like?

🤔 I basically just said "Ayo, u guys wanna hear about my OCs? One of them's a creepy gross stalker!" and people immediately went "REAL SHIT????" and started asking questions about him

Helps that I already had an audience interested in that stuff!

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John Yaoi rn:

-🎨 (its now canon. argus braids his pubes 😔😔/j)

HELP I'M GONNA LOSE IT

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Wdymmmm "keep his hands busy" bingus? He already has LOWER hair to do that.

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I'm going to hit you <3