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Rosie, age 5: Dadda! Look what I got for Christmas!

John: A set of test tubes and some chemicals? Who would-

John: SHERLOCK!!!!!!!

John: So, Rosie. I wonder what Sherlock has gotten you for your birthday. I bet it’s not as cool as my gift.

Rosie: *unwrapping gift* Yes! It’s the new camera I wanted!

Sherlock: *to john* beat that, Watson.

Rosie: *unwrapping John’s gift* Oh god! The really expensive necklace I saw the other day! Thanks dad. You’re the best.

Sherlock, jealous: well actually, Rosie I got you something el—

John: *finger guns* ok lets see what you got, loser

Sherlock: *hitting the woah* you’re the losing one

John: *doing renegade* we’ll see about that

Rosie: oh jeez I-

Sherlock: I don’t care about anyone other than myself.

Greg: we were attacked while you were gone!

Sherlock: *screaming* is John ok? Where is he?

John: We’re not... I’m not...

Sherlock, as always: ...

John: We’re just friends.

Both: ...

Someone: *crashing their heads together* Now KISS!!!

Sherlock: I’ve never denied it.

John: Yeah we’ve been married for years.

Sherlock: John told me to pick a couple of things off a list that he needs doing. I’m doing all those a things right now.

Mycroft: if John told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

Sherlock: He’d never tell me to do that.

Mycroft: Yes, but if he did, what would you do?

Sherlock: jump.

Mycroft and John: Sherlock n o

Sherlock: right, brain, we need to cooperate very well so we don’t screw this up

Sherlock: are you ready? remember!!!! ‘John Watson, I love you.’ It’s that simple

Sherlock, out loud: Sherlock is actually a girl’s name.

Sherlock: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck rewind

Sherlock at John and Mary’s wedding realizing he is deeply in love with John:

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