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Sherlock: john’s pretty, isn’t he?

Mycroft: yes.

Mycroft: he’s pretty much better off single.

Sherlock: I don’t care about anyone other than myself.

Greg: we were attacked while you were gone!

Sherlock: *screaming* is John ok? Where is he?

Rosie, age 5: Dadda! Look what I got for Christmas!

John: A set of test tubes and some chemicals? Who would-

John: SHERLOCK!!!!!!!

John: So, Rosie. I wonder what Sherlock has gotten you for your birthday. I bet it’s not as cool as my gift.

Rosie: *unwrapping gift* Yes! It’s the new camera I wanted!

Sherlock: *to john* beat that, Watson.

Rosie: *unwrapping John’s gift* Oh god! The really expensive necklace I saw the other day! Thanks dad. You’re the best.

Sherlock, jealous: well actually, Rosie I got you something el—

John: *finger guns* ok lets see what you got, loser

Sherlock: *hitting the woah* you’re the losing one

John: *doing renegade* we’ll see about that

Rosie: oh jeez I-

Drunk Sherlock: John... I want to say something. I love you more than anything else in the world. Do you want to marry me?

John: ...

John: Sherlock we’ve been married for 3 years.

Sherlock: I would jump off a cliff for John, but then again I have jumped off a roof for him.

Teacher: Rosie got into a fight today.

John: is she ok?

Sherlock: Did she win?

John: ...

John: is it too early for a divorce?

John: Why is your hand holding mine?

Sherlock: It was an accident

John: Why is it still there?

Sherlock: It’s still an accident.

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